Awkward Gym Momments 2013

[Damien Kyle]

So I Just Recently Got A New Gym Membership To This Really Nice Place. It Has Everything You'd Want From Work Equipment To Indoor & Out Door Pools & Jacuzzis. So I Walking In To This Giant Locker Room, I Get Awkwardly Stared At Until I Pick Out A Locker And Go About My Business. Bunch Of Naked Guys All round Trying To Get A Sneak Peek....LOL @ All The Old Dudes That Dont Give A Fuck And Walk Around Butt Ass Naked. Put Ya Towel On Aint No Body Got Time For That LOL! But It Gets Funnier So As Im Walking To The Showers I Go In & I Turn Around And Therese A Dude In The Shower Behind Me Facing Me Jacking Off LMFAO! I Felt So Weird Knowing What He Was Doing...He Could See Me & I Could Totally See Him So I Quickly Turned Back Around And Made The Water Get As Hott Ass Possible That Way The Glass Fogged Up. Then I Get Like 2 People Message Me Saying They Saw Me @ The Gym & How Hot I Am. But IDK How To Take All Of This Considering I Should Be Use To It By Now But I Mean New Awkward Stuff Happens To Me All The Time & Some Of It Is Hard To Handle hahaha Well That Was A Couple Things That Has Happened So Far To Me. Dose Any One Else Have Any Awkward Gym Moments They'd Like To Share?

 

[JohnnyG919]

Unfortunately not anymore. I'm just one of the old dudes that nobody wants to look at. Maybe if I spent more time in a gym that wouldn't be the case, LOL.

 

[juanjo]

There is a generalism concerning the generations when it comes to nudity. Older men more often than younger men these days have attended schools where PE was required and all students were required to shower afterward. So from an early age we were accustomed to things like showering in front of others in communal showers. Additionally because of the draft in those days, more of us served in the military and in those days there was more nudity in the service - communal showers and barracks. Also the older you get the less likely you are to give a damn what others think about how you look with no clothing on.

 

[BSBPaul]

Haha! I had the same thing happen to me as Damien Kyle. I stepped into the shower and low and behold, behind me is a dude wacking away at his dick in the shower. I just went about my business haha..talk about awkward though.

 

[Damien Kyle]

hahaha That Is Very True Juanjo I Kinda Figured That's Why So Many Old Men Just Walk Around Butt Naked. I Havnt Seen Many Service Guys Just A Bunch Of Preppy Jocks.

 

[Beth]

Okay I was at the gym, getting a massage from my "usual guy;" he is gay and the conversations we have are pretty intense...especially since he "does" Steve as well. Anyway, one day, he crabs about how the gym has changed lotions and that he can't really "get a good grip on people." Within a few minutes, ass up, legs spread, he goes "all four" in me, slipping right on past the towel! hahaha Okay, you know me by now...yep his tip that day was way bigger! Ah, "happy endings" at the gym! Of course I need to say that I'm sure "I was his first;" he still is VERY careful when I am ass up and he is doing my thighs.

 

[Donner]

Actually seeing as I am one of those "older" men (58 here) who DOES NOT look AT ALL his stated age and does have a body that can be looked at, even at my "advanced" age it happens to me ALL THE TIME especially (for some strange reason these days) from younger Latino dudes and waspier types (some of whom are hot some of the time) I am one of those modest people who wants to keep people guessing though and thus I don't parade around in the buff in the locker rooms and frankly don't shower in the gyms anymore since I live within a two block radius from most of the gyms with which I am a member. Still I get checked out and under scrutiny all the time.Sometimes it is hot but frankly most of the time I find it annoying and boundary violating.

 

[erikthbod]

Damien... dude your a porn star... you were behind glass ... he couldn't touch you ... I would have put on a show for the guy and drove him more crazy than he already was. Just saying take it as some other guy thinks your hot... play it up man!
Oh... and Damien as good lookin and hot as you are ... You are gonna have a lot of guys check you out. And by the way... I jack off when I look at you on here.... lol
Enjoy life... Erik

 

[Beth]

Damien... dude your a porn star... you were behind glass ... he couldn't touch you ... I would have put on a show for the guy and drove him more crazy than he already was. Just saying take it as some other guy thinks your hot... play it up man!
Oh... and Damien as good lookin and hot as you are ... You are gonna have a lot of guys check you out. And by the way... I jack off when I look at you on here.... lol
Enjoy life... Erik

From an old member Denny Bear (RIP), "you are always someone's reason to masturbate>"

 

[tampa24]

Oh... and Damien as good lookin and hot as you are ... You are gonna have a lot of guys check you out. And by the way... I jack off when I look at you on here.... lol
Enjoy life... Erik

True Erik. You're a very handsome guy in the prime of your life Damien. Why would guys not want to look at you and even get aroused? That's not to say that a semi-public gym is the most appropriate place for it...but it's gonna happen once in a while. lol

And the same of course for Paul.

 

[BSBPaul]

Okay I was at the gym, getting a massage from my "usual guy;" he is gay and the conversations we have are pretty intense...especially since he "does" Steve as well. Anyway, one day, he crabs about how the gym has changed lotions and that he can't really "get a good grip on people." Within a few minutes, ass up, legs spread, he goes "all four" in me, slipping right on past the towel! hahaha Okay, you know me by now...yep his tip that day was way bigger! Ah, "happy endings" at the gym! Of course I need to say that I'm sure "I was his first;" he still is VERY careful when I am ass up and he is doing my thighs.

OH MAN does that ever sound like a great gym to go to haha..ill take a happy ending massage any day..but instead of a gay guy, how about a beautiful female

 

[PaulsAssLips]

Haha! I had the same thing happen to me as Damien Kyle. I stepped into the shower and low and behold, behind me is a dude wacking away at his dick in the shower. I just went about my business haha..talk about awkward though.

Had to think about this, I dunno how I'd react if I saw one of the Broke Straight Boys models in person naked - I mean usually when I see you guys (on screen) we're all hard & naked together anyways LOL I would probably be spending more time trying to get my jaw off the floor from actually seein you in person than I would be doing the wank but I guess either would be awkward. Oh man the price you guys pay for fame LOL

 

[peterh6308]

Are you guys sure this was a gym and not a bathhouse?

 

[joninliverton]

Are you guys sure this was a gym and not a bathhouse?

I was thinking that myself peter.

 

[MaleMan69]

The more guys watch BSBs, the more you are going to get checked out at the gym. That's a good thing; great thing actually. Nothing wrong with guys checking each other out. It is like flirting. Just mind your manners and no one will be offended. Eye balling is always a good thing. Yum.

As for wearing the towel, you have to drop it eventually. I am glad to know that I am not that modest to mind being naked around other guys at the gym.

 

[Damien Kyle]

Haha I Gotta Get Back To The Gym It Feels Like It's Been For ever Since I Broke My Hand

 

[Declyn]

Scroll allllll the way down for a compare/contrast on Men in the Locker Room
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/minor_differences2