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Ari Fucks Landon

I thank you for asking. You make a great point, but your question opens the opportunity for me to answer.

The last time I had sex with a twentysomething was last Saturday. I maintain several relationships with hot young guys, around this town. My old dick is way to semi-flaccid as I approach 90 years old to get someone down and fuck them like Ari did, but its still good for a blowjob every chance I can talk someone into it. Saturday was this guy that has blown my dick for a few years. He had his first kid when he was 16 years old and has had 5 more kids since then. This causes him to need money from time to time. Almost anytime really. He's twentysomething and knows the way to my hard will lead him to quick cash. I ran into him buying cigarettes at a convenience store (another reason he constantly needs money! LOL) and invited him over to the house for a quick blowjob by the pool.

And to make sure I maintain my generational contacts, I go to Spring Break in Padre Island every year where hot, horny young boys go there who couldn't talk a girl into letting them fuck her on a bet. They spend up all their beer money by the second day, and some come without any beer money in the first place. For a hamburger and some beer money, you can pretty much have your pick of the hotties. You have to be able to break them away from their buddies, because they don't want anyone to know. Peel them off and they'll do whatever you want, and being the pervert that I am, I love to see a straight guy, sucking a dick that he can hardly stand to put in his mouth. You've got to teach him how to do it without gagging, but from their own experience, they seem to always know not to use any teeth. At least the ones that have ever HAD a blowjob know it.

I’ve been going to Key West since Harry Truman used to make the Winter White House down there. Gay was way underground back then, but in Key West, not so much. The first time I went there was when I was 18 years old. In those days, you had to drive everywhere you want. I had a red 1947 Ford Coup, which was hot. Up to that time, cars had been primarily white and black. I could tool up and down Duval Street and pick up guys, blow their dicks and then fuck their straight boy asses. I haven’t been back since January to check out the twentysomethings, but I’m telling you they are EVERYWHERE down there, and lots of them are either straight or believably straight. What a fucking place!

And South Beach with those big dicked Cubans. Its hard for me to keep my mouth off a twentysomething Cuban with a big dick. They’ll suck you or fuck you, sweet as the world ever needs to get.

Of course all this has NOTHING to do with the statement you made, but it set me off this morning. LOLOLOL

There is an old Sophie Tucker joke told by Bette Middler that goes something like this.

My old boyfriend Ernie called me up and said, Soph, I just turned 80 and I got me a 20 year old to celebrate.

Well, Ernie you know I turned 80 as well and I got me a 20 year old boy and let me tell you Ernie, 20 goes into 80 a lot more than 80 goes into 20!

While I’m quite sure she was right I sure do admire you for keeping it going. I hope my sex drive and budget holds out as well!
 
I like Ari. I wonder if the dislike of his sexual manner is generational. I ask, no offense intended, when is the last time you had sex with a twentysomething? Guys like to play. I've had sex halfway off the bed and have even fallen off the bed fucking. Just happens sometmes. You laugh, bend him over the bed and get back to serious fucking. I'm just saying.

No offense taken. Like you said, that sort of playfulness happens...and it can happen to guys a lot older than their 20's (and that makes it even funnier, "Geez, we're fucking like a couple of kids!"). I can understand what you're saying about playfulness, but you shouldn't assume that just because guys get older they lose that. We may huff and puff more, but it doesn't necessarily go away.

I just didn't see that here, though. I usually get a feel for two models who are really enjoying doing their scene playfully. From what I saw of Landon I think his encouragement was, like Xavier's before him, his professional attitude in making the scene a success. I could be totally wrong about Ari, but I stick by my statement about having a big dick vs being a big dick. I should probably just make it easier on myself and skip his scenes in the future.
 
Boringly average at best. 3's and that's being generous.

At the beginning of the video sha said he wants to continue to wear Axel down or something of the sort so he'll do more. I'd be surprised if that happens. So the question can be asked how long will we have to be subjected to this Axel experiment?
 
Boringly average at best. 3's and that's being generous.

At the beginning of the video sha said he wants to continue to wear Axel down or something of the sort so he'll do more. I'd be surprised if that happens. So the question can be asked how long will we have to be subjected to this Axel experiment?

Um, Stowe, I think you posted this on the wrong thread.
 
Boringly average at best. 3's and that's being generous.

At the beginning of the video sha said he wants to continue to wear Axel down or something of the sort so he'll do more. I'd be surprised if that happens. So the question can be asked how long will we have to be subjected to this Axel experiment?

Um, Stowe, I think you posted this on the wrong thread.



You are correct, of. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

Nevertheless the point is still valid, at least as I see things.
 
Um, Stowe, I think you posted this on the wrong thread.

You are correct, of. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

Nevertheless the point is still valid, at least as I see things.
The odd thing to me is that until oldfart pointed it out, I didn't even notice. Ari, Landon, Axel, Drake......all interchangeable parts to me. :yawn:
 
The odd thing to me is that until oldfart pointed it out, I didn't even notice. Ari, Landon, Axel, Drake......all interchangeable parts to me. :yawn:


With the exception of Ari, I agree, mikey!!
 
It's old news now, but I have to chime in.I think this scene was kind of a waste. Landon was so hot and a class act;Ari was just trashy, in my opinion.
 
I like Ari. I wonder if the dislike of his sexual manner is generational. I ask, no offense intended, when is the last time you had sex with a twentysomething? Guys like to play. I've had sex halfway off the bed and have even fallen off the bed fucking. Just happens sometmes. You laugh, bend him over the bed and get back to serious fucking. I'm just saying.

Yes I have fucked a dude off the bed. You are right in that you pick him up, bend him over the bed and go back to fucking! I still don't like Ari's tattoos.
 
There is an old Sophie Tucker joke told by Bette Middler that goes something like this.

My old boyfriend Ernie called me up and said, Soph, I just turned 80 and I got me a 20 year old to celebrate.

Well, Ernie you know I turned 80 as well and I got me a 20 year old boy and let me tell you Ernie, 20 goes into 80 a lot more than 80 goes into 20!

While I’m quite sure she was right I sure do admire you for keeping it going. I hope my sex drive and budget holds out as well!

Reminds me of the story of the 95 year old man having his annual physical, who told his doc that he recently married a 25 year old girl. When the doc opined that at your age sex could be fatal, the old gent replied "Well if it kills her, it kills her!"
 
Reminds me of the story of the 95 year old man having his annual physical, who told his doc that he recently married a 25 year old girl. When the doc opined that at your age sex could be fatal, the old gent replied "Well if it kills her, it kills her!"

I know the joke KG. I’ve heard the punch line, if she dies she dies. Lol.

I’ve been thinking lately that it’s easier to be an old bottom than an old top since the equipment doesn’t work as well as it once did. Perhaps Studddandy has an opinion. We haven’t heard from him in a while. Hope he is ok.
 
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