Anyone Else Have a Hole That's Been Plowed?...

[Beth]

What does: Indiana, A Ford Escape, I-69 (no shit), I 30, Elvis, Patron Silver, a sleeping husband and wet sheets all have in common: me! I am back from a trip with my daughter! I dropped her off in Indiana (last semester of college), drove like a mother fucker (partly in a snow storm) on 69 and 30 to get back to Dallas with an Elvis painting. Came home, fucked my husband, squirted 8 times and am now wanting some quality time on Broke Straight Boys to talk to someone; oh yeah, I downed 6 shots of Patron now that I am home...fuck you, I don't drink and drive!???

 

[rrhill]

If your husband squirted 8 times, he really needs some rest now. At least one bored gay person here on the forum...

Ever wondered why not a single female astronaut landed on the moon?

PS: I'll join you... rather not with the plowing though...

 

[Beth]

If your husband squirted 8 times, he really needs some rest now. At least one bored gay person here on the forum...

Ever wondered why not a single female astronaut landed on the moon?

PS: I'll join you... rather not with the plowing though...

Don't worry, it was I that squirted! He is now passed out in bed! Sex puts him to sleep and just.....gets me going! I think Patron and I will have a long night! I had an i Pad on the trip, but it sucked and the videos would never run smoothly. Also, in Arkansas, the AT&T system went down right before Kodi and Rob!...Fuck!

 

[rrhill]

So woman can squirt too? Thought they just shake and shiver... eight times! I'm more than impressed.

You deserve all the Tequila you can get. Does AT&T have a problem with Rob switching sites too?

 

[Beth]

So woman can squirt too? Thought they just shake and shiver... eight times! I'm more than impressed.

You deserve all the Tequila you can get. Does AT&T have a problem with Rob switching sites too?

Oh hell!, I missed my husband...eight days....without! Funny, eight times squirting...coincidence?! Anyway, I am not going to bed until the sheets dry; we use "doggy training pads," but that could not hold all of me! As far as Rob goes...I am with him; I think he and Kodi were great and I just love Rob's enthusiasm, regaardless of the site! As a fellow "bottom," he has my respect.

 

[rrhill]

When Rob started posting on this forum, he really wanted to become a Broke Straight Boys model; and a top. Nine months later now, there's not a lot of support left here. That would explain why Rob does not post at the forum.

You must be happy Beth that you did not leave your hubby for 14 days; your mattress had to dry for days. It's 5:25am here, everything is dry... and yet I'm not tired at all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-6WblTHcxA

 

[angelone]

Absolutely fantastic! 8 times! I'll be lucky if I can do 3. Who's the weaker sex here?

 

[Beth]

Absolutely fantastic! 8 times! I'll be lucky if I can do 3. Who's the weaker sex here?

Oh...tons of fun, but I'm going back for a refund on the "doggy training pads," they are supposed to hold three cups...unless....my vaginal juices somehow broke down the bottom plastic lining?! I will have to do more research...honey where are you?

 

[Tequila69]

My Heroine!

Beth, you're better than crack! You just cheer me up with all your posts! You're hubby's a lucky man to have a wife with such a great sense of humor! So glad you joined us!

 

[Beth]

Beth, you're better than crack! You just cheer me up with all your posts! You're hubby's a lucky man to have a wife with such a great sense of humor! So glad you joined us!

My husband says "thank you" and "he knows how lucky he is." Matter of fact, I felt so bad I squirted all over him today, I washed him in the shower...yeah, okay, maybe I should have used a washcloth, but it just can't get all the nooks and cracks that I can!