peterh6308
BSB Addict
I really liked this young man. His lower half (big dick and muscle legs) didn't seem to match his upper body. But it works!! And man what a dick! ow that would feel good. lol Could be a nice addition to the stable.
The thumbnail description told us to decide for ourselves where Zane Tate's cock fit in the pantheon of Broke Straight Boys big dicks. Being a big 'ole bottom, I am also somewhat of a size queen. Thus, I put myself to the test. Even though Zane Tate said he was 8.5, after I saw it fully hard, I said you have to measure for the curve and said it had to be at least a 9.0. Then I had to put my memory to the test and figure out who among our Broke Straight Boys models would fall in or near that size. From bsb2 I immediately thought of Rex and Cliff. And I couldn't think of anyone else. Then I thought of bsb1 and Cousin Mikey lept to mind right away. Then there was Chasen. And Tank Shane. Diesal too, although his girth was what made gigantor massive. So then I checked the Boys section of the site for the measurements. I don't know if these are measured
"officially" or what, but here are the results:
Zane Tate (said 8.5; I guessed at least 9.0 measuring the curve) - His page says 9.0
Rex - 9.0
Cliff - 9.0
Cousin Mikey - 9.0
Chasen - 9.0
Tank Shane 8.5
Diesal's page said he was a 7.0, but it looks bigger than that to me. But as I said, the girth is what made Diesal's dick so fuckable for me.
I didn't check any of the other boys? Does anyone else have any ideas? If so, check them out and post the results.
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Got to add Casey, from way back: 11" with 8.5" girth; he's on page 43. He has since been on numerable sites for big dick guys.
That is an excellent comparison, but why didn't you mention Peyton's more handsome younger brother, Eli?He reminds me of Payton Manning.........kind of the awkward farm boy look.
That is an excellent comparison, but why didn't you mention Peyton's more handsome younger brother, Eli?
Good point, but I couldn't resist mentioning and showing my Super Bowl MVP again!!!Because Eli doesn't look like an awkward farm boy.
I also liked: when asked why he's doing this, "kinda curious" and Clay's reaction, (gasp, "nice dick," hehehe-fucking priceless!) Yes Clay, most times our first reactions are our most honest!
Fellow forumites,
Please consider that we are merely a product of our environment. While I have a special interest in any tool that has a curve to it, my real preference is probably largely due to my optimistic view towards male genitalia. By that I mean I'm thinking most naysayers are eternal pessimists always viewing everything with the worst and gloomiest viewpoint. As they always see things sliding downward, then so too must their own dicks be bent eternally downward, matching their worldview. In similar fashion to that "priceless frontier essential" for finding ground water, namely the "divining rod", also bending downward too.
Obviously, I most enjoy the dick with the perkiest and must upbeat phallus with the viewpoint having that lovely curve bending forever upward like the quintessential and your innermost "Chiquita Banana-ness", only then to be topped off by a slightly delicate rose bud appearing at the business-end of your loaded banana" in the color-ranges from slightly pinkish to purple to taupe with all shades inbetween. Something no self-respecting, erect walking, 2- or sometimes 3-legged male could possibly resist it after the first lick or ever leave home without it!
I don't know precisely if this delicious curve I find so constantly desirable is mostly associated with younger males, but alas, after much soul-searching employing trial & error, use, and routine abuse, I must grudingly admit my own curve is much less prominent these days, perhaps as a sobering consequence, rather than before during my younger days. Naturally, its upward bend/curve has always represented to me a "clarion call to- " and "promise of better/happier times to cum"! Be that as it may and as a tribute to "lost curviness in the penis", it brings to mind the following timeless song:
http://youtu.be/44Owr4iBctU
Sincerely love those "sexy curves",
Stimpy
Disclaimer:
- 1. To begin with, there is no direct intention of putting down any solo artist that Broke Straight Boys might have just recently hired in their most recent solo episode. After all this is mostly a circumstance of birth and not choice!
- 2. These views are representative of decades of "subjective empirical data" collected mostly privately under controlled conditions and do not necessarily reflect the complete spectrum of the male experience NOR am I desiring to be taken as being judgmental of others.
Stimpy,
I can usually figure out what you are saying after reading your "long ass" posts several times and with the help of my trustworthy dictionary. But you have me stumped this time (probably the medication I am on). What the hell did you say....like Zane Tate or not?