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Yuletide Joy to the Wonderful World of BSB

StudddAndy

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Mark. The Holiday spirit of gratitude brings me to acknowledge my appreciation for all the beautiful work that you and your grand band of gay pornographers at Broke Straight Boys bring us, throughout the year, with warmest emphasis during this Yuletide Season.
You bring us the new youth of Danny Craig who has stirred my old dick, possibly to even think of him during the Christmas Evening church celebration, when that old dick also celebrates a focus on high spiritual things.

And then the return of sweet models like Landon Wells (Oh I love the way he looks at a bottom when he’s fucking the Christmas Shit out of them), Xavier Ryan (who’s a little shy on camera, but not shy at all when it comes to taking a hot dick inside his beautiful body!), or Jos Alvarez. (Who reinvents himself like a hot new model in every scene!)

And the Christmas gift of bringing back hot little Jason Sterling. He’s so fucking real. He loves his little baby boy. And he loves pussy like straight-boys hopelessly love pussy. Its in their DNA. And this pretty little kid has adapted to pornography as a foundation for new hopr in his hard little life. I ask you, – who wouldn’t just love this litte kid – even before they notice the pretty dick they hung on the outside of him, or the hot little white ass with a SWEET little red hole that goes all the way inside – this kid. He’s just perfect in the Broke Straight Boys Yuletide Tradition.


Opening our new year with the promise of the HOT Brand-New little Danny Cruz. Oh Jesus! Those lips and I ain’t seen nuthin yet!


All of this has caused me to paraphrase the 1897 “Yes, Virginia. There is a Santa Claus” editorial from the New York Sun. She, with me, asked, “Does Santa Claus really exist?” This is the most reprinted editorial ever, and probably because it speaks to a central question in the hearts and minds of gay reality pornography lovers, throughout the internet and throughout the world, especially during this Holiday Season.

It follows:


Yes, StudddAndy, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as straight-boy dicks and furry little round ass-holes exist to come together as a single unit with straight-boy pornography on Broke Straight Boys And you KNOW that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Straight-boys in Santa Hats and pretty dicks, standing by a Yuletide Tree! It would be as dreary as if there were no StudddAndys. There would be no childlike faith in hot dicks, or young pretty smooth straight-boy skin, or Rock Hard Holiday dicks to make a horn-dawg gay-guy bust his chock-full Christmas nuts.
We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight? The external light burns bright when hot straight-boy balls physically spray this Cheerful World with thick bountiful cum shots onto the arched backs of young-hot Broke Straight Boys models.
Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in kind and sweet gay men who love their Mothers. You might get your Broke Straight Boys to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas to catch Santa Claus, but even if you did not see Santa Claus cuming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is not a bountiful supply of straight-boys. The most real things in the world are those that neither youthful members nor old men can see, but which live in their vivid imaginations. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. (They are more likely to be in the gay-pride parade in San Francisco!) Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders that are unseen, but are in the can, and Broke Straight Boys just hasn’t showed them to us yet.

You can put a couple of Holiday Fingers in the ass-hole of a straight-boy and see what makes the Yuletide noise inside that hot fucker. There is a veil that has opened to the grand possibilities of great pornography which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest censors that ever lived could close up. Our own great faith in the straight-guy, love of his little round virgin ass-hole, has pushed aside that pornographic curtain so we can picture the supernal beauty and glory of the hot naked bodies of unique and perfect Broke Straight Boys models at Christmas Time. Is it all real? Ah, StudddAndy , in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.
No Santa Claus! Thank God! He lives in the Prostate Gland of every guy, gay or straight, forever. A thousand years from now, StudddAndy, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, he will continue to make glad the the dicks (and balls) of everyone who has ever brought his Holiday heart to the Yuletide hunt for pornography on Broke Straight Boys Amen.
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This is the post to read,. Every time I would edit the post it would submit a new thread, and I wasn't realizing what was happening. Sorry for the confusion, and hoping that my warm Holiday Greetings override my technical incompetence.
 
This is the post to read,. Every time I would edit the post it would submit a new thread, and I wasn't realizing what was happening. Sorry for the confusion, and hoping that my warm Holiday Greetings override my technical incompetence.

I removed the other posts for you :)
 
Mark. The Holiday spirit of gratitude brings me to acknowledge my appreciation for all the beautiful work that you and your grand band of gay pornographers at Broke Straight Boys bring us, throughout the year, with warmest emphasis during this Yuletide Season.
You bring us the new youth of Danny Craig who has stirred my old dick, possibly to even think of him during the Christmas Evening church celebration, when that old dick also celebrates a focus on high spiritual things.

And then the return of sweet models like Landon Wells (Oh I love the way he looks at a bottom when he’s fucking the Christmas Shit out of them), Xavier Ryan (who’s a little shy on camera, but not shy at all when it comes to taking a hot dick inside his beautiful body!), or Jos Alvarez. (Who reinvents himself like a hot new model in every scene!)

And the Christmas gift of bringing back hot little Jason Sterling. He’s so fucking real. He loves his little baby boy. And he loves pussy like straight-boys hopelessly love pussy. Its in their DNA. And this pretty little kid has adapted to pornography as a foundation for new hopr in his hard little life. I ask you, – who wouldn’t just love this litte kid – even before they notice the pretty dick they hung on the outside of him, or the hot little white ass with a SWEET little red hole that goes all the way inside – this kid. He’s just perfect in the Broke Straight Boys Yuletide Tradition.


Opening our new year with the promise of the HOT Brand-New little Danny Cruz. Oh Jesus! Those lips and I ain’t seen nuthin yet!


All of this has caused me to paraphrase the 1897 “Yes, Virginia. There is a Santa Claus” editorial from the New York Sun. She, with me, asked, “Does Santa Claus really exist?” This is the most reprinted editorial ever, and probably because it speaks to a central question in the hearts and minds of gay reality pornography lovers, throughout the internet and throughout the world, especially during this Holiday Season.

It follows:


Yes, StudddAndy, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as straight-boy dicks and furry little round ass-holes exist to come together as a single unit with straight-boy pornography on Broke Straight Boys And you KNOW that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Straight-boys in Santa Hats and pretty dicks, standing by a Yuletide Tree! It would be as dreary as if there were no StudddAndys. There would be no childlike faith in hot dicks, or young pretty smooth straight-boy skin, or Rock Hard Holiday dicks to make a horn-dawg gay-guy bust his chock-full Christmas nuts.
We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight? The external light burns bright when hot straight-boy balls physically spray this Cheerful World with thick bountiful cum shots onto the arched backs of young-hot Broke Straight Boys models.
Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in kind and sweet gay men who love their Mothers. You might get your Broke Straight Boys to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas to catch Santa Claus, but even if you did not see Santa Claus cuming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is not a bountiful supply of straight-boys. The most real things in the world are those that neither youthful members nor old men can see, but which live in their vivid imaginations. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. (They are more likely to be in the gay-pride parade in San Francisco!) Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders that are unseen, but are in the can, and Broke Straight Boys just hasn’t showed them to us yet.

You can put a couple of Holiday Fingers in the ass-hole of a straight-boy and see what makes the Yuletide noise inside that hot fucker. There is a veil that has opened to the grand possibilities of great pornography which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest censors that ever lived could close up. Our own great faith in the straight-guy, love of his little round virgin ass-hole, has pushed aside that pornographic curtain so we can picture the supernal beauty and glory of the hot naked bodies of unique and perfect Broke Straight Boys models at Christmas Time. Is it all real? Ah, StudddAndy , in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.
No Santa Claus! Thank God! He lives in the Prostate Gland of every guy, gay or straight, forever. A thousand years from now, StudddAndy, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, he will continue to make glad the the dicks (and balls) of everyone who has ever brought his Holiday heart to the Yuletide hunt for pornography on Broke Straight Boys Amen.
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Very well done rewrite! If you go back in the Broke Straight Boys archives, in one of the early years Broke Straight Boys brought in two gay guys just before Christmas, who had some fun having sex with straight guys, particularly when they fucked them. In a Christmas present to all members, they finished their Broke Straight Boys stay with a scene in witch the two gays were paired with two straights, all agreed to be paid $1,000 each up front to do whatever asked. The scene then opened with the two straights given to the two guys to do whatever ordered. Needless to say gay guy #1 was given straight guy #1 (a tall blond totally straight surfer who had never been fucked) and declared: "I'm ordering him to suck my dick, and then I'm going to fuck his ass," which then happened along with the other gay guy topping the other straight guy. Of course, half way through the scene, the straight guys were given control and revenge fucks ensued. The scene is not that difficult to find and in a way visualizes your rewrite. The holiday greetings extended by those four models to each other were very warm indeed, and four sore butts resulted!
 
Very well done rewrite! If you go back in the Broke Straight Boys archives, in one of the early years Broke Straight Boys brought in two gay guys just before Christmas, who had some fun having sex with straight guys, particularly when they fucked them. In a Christmas present to all members, they finished their Broke Straight Boys stay with a scene in witch the two gays were paired with two straights, all agreed to be paid $1,000 each up front to do whatever asked. The scene then opened with the two straights given to the two guys to do whatever ordered. Needless to say gay guy #1 was given straight guy #1 (a tall blond totally straight surfer who had never been fucked) and declared: "I'm ordering him to suck my dick, and then I'm going to fuck his ass," which then happened along with the other gay guy topping the other straight guy. Of course, half way through the scene, the straight guys were given control and revenge fucks ensued. The scene is not that difficult to find and in a way visualizes your rewrite. The holiday greetings extended by those four models to each other were very warm indeed, and four sore butts resulted!

Damn. I wish I knew what scene that was. Anybody know?
 
Thanks guys. I was searching. If we have one name it makes it lots easier.
 
Your wish is my command. Enjoy, guys.

https://members.brokestraightboys.com/play/MjI0/zach,-mike,-cody,-luke

Thanks, kgmets, for the great suggestion...one of my favorites too.
That's a good memory on you Robb, for an "older" guy, (two years older than me)! lOL

I checked the scene out and it's always fun to go back to the roots of Broke Straight Boys with David and his boys, but I think I was watching four gay boys, even though they were introduced as two gay, one bi and one str8! But it was nice when we were given Christmas specials on Broke Straight Boys!

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That's a good memory on you Robb, for an "older" guy, (two years older than me)! lOL

I checked the scene out and it's always fun to go back to the roots of Broke Straight Boys with David and his boys, but I think I was watching four gay boys, even though they were introduced as two gay, one bi and one str8! But it was nice when we were given Christmas specials on Broke Straight Boys!

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Memory is about the only thing that works on me these days...and that's sketchy, at best. lol
 
That's a good memory on you Robb, for an "older" guy, (two years older than me)! lOL

I checked the scene out and it's always fun to go back to the roots of Broke Straight Boys with David and his boys, but I think I was watching four gay boys, even though they were introduced as two gay, one bi and one str8! But it was nice when we were given Christmas specials on Broke Straight Boys!

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Surfer boy Clay intrigued me as the 6'5" 19 year old straight boy. I checked out his profile in the Broke Straight Boys "the Boys" section, and this 12-27-08 Christmas scene was his very first for Broke Straight Boys So at that age doing his first gay porn scene ever, he may have been telling the truth about his straight sexual orientation. I certainly hope so, because that makes even hotter Zack taking Clay's virgin ass for our viewing pleasure. I just watched this scene again, and it was well worth it. When Clay returned to the beach the following Summer, his fellow surfers must have really enjoyed his new sucking and fucking talents. One trivia point: at 6'5" Clay was declared to me Broke Straight Boys's tallest model ever. Has any model since broken that record?
 
Surfer boy Clay intrigued me as the 6'5" 19 year old straight boy. I checked out his profile in the Broke Straight Boys "the Boys" section, and this 12-27-08 Christmas scene was his very first for Broke Straight Boys So at that age doing his first gay porn scene ever, he may have been telling the truth about his straight sexual orientation. I certainly hope so, because that makes even hotter Zack taking Clay's virgin ass for our viewing pleasure. I just watched this scene again, and it was well worth it. When Clay returned to the beach the following Summer, his fellow surfers must have really enjoyed his new sucking and fucking talents. One trivia point: at 6'5" Clay was declared to me Broke Straight Boys's tallest model ever. Has any model since broken that record?
You mean "Cody", and we have a feature on "The Boys" page where we can sort the models in many ways including "tallest to shortest", and Cody Powers is still in a four way tie for tallest at 6'5" with Max Sharp, Diesal and newbie Mason Woods.

Cody Powers is described on his page as "Let me introduce you to Cody, our newest Broke Straight Boys that recently turned 19, and was looking to make some extra money. He was a local boy that seemed to be almost as tall as our ceilings with a height of 6'5", Cody said his shoe size was a 13. He told me that he would love to have a career in basketball and porn as we were joking around about hobbies and what he would like to do."

And his stats are listed as:

Age: 19
Height: 6.5 (196cm)
Weight: 165 (75 kg)
Shoe: 13 US (47 EU)
Cock: 9.0 (23cm)

He only appeared in this scene, plus his solo, and in duos with two of the boys from this Christmas four-way, Mike and Luke. The four-way was released 12-27-2008, when I was still a new member here, which was a very long time ago. lol

Here are some of the stills from Cody's solo .

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You mean "Cody", and we have a feature on "The Boys" page where we can sort the models in many ways including "tallest to shortest", and Cody Powers is still in a four way tie for tallest at 6'5" with Max Sharp, Diesal and newbie Mason Woods.

Cody Powers is described on his page as "Let me introduce you to Cody, our newest Broke Straight Boys that recently turned 19, and was looking to make some extra money. He was a local boy that seemed to be almost as tall as our ceilings with a height of 6'5", Cody said his shoe size was a 13. He told me that he would love to have a career in basketball and porn as we were joking around about hobbies and what he would like to do."

And his stats are listed as:

Age: 19
Height: 6.5 (196cm)
Weight: 165 (75 kg)
Shoe: 13 US (47 EU)
Cock: 9.0 (23cm)

He only appeared in this scene, plus his solo, and in duos with two of the boys from this Christmas four-way, Mike and Luke. The four-way was released 12-27-2008, when I was still a new member here, which was a very long time ago. lol

Here are some of the stills from Cody's solo .

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Thanks for the correction, I did mean Cody.
 
I remembered it right away since I had a crush affair with Luke...Luke is HOT AS FUCK in my opinion.

I agree with you about Luke, an 18 year old 5'8" 130 lb. gymnast. Unfortunately he only did his solo scene, one bottoming scene for Cody, and the Christmas scene we have been discussing. I think that former high school lightweight gymnasts and wrestlers make the best twink bottoms in gay porn. Gymnasts for their somewhat revealing uniforms and flexibility in moving from one bottoming position to another, and wrestlers who wear very revealing singlets showing their packages in great detail and whose sport involves grabbing opponents' packages and driving your groin into your opponents' butts, and, of course, having your opponents do the same to you (all legitimate wrestling moves and holds of course). I find both sports very homoerotic.
 
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