so Anderson Cooper outted himself and, now, he can live without regret and vote like a good Log Cabin Republican.
so who will out themselves next or who do we think ought to out himself- no womyn mentioned because they should be, in our frat's- KRU- estimation, pure Mothers raising good gay sons or nuns encouraging good gay habits.
Here is the KRU's list of ought to be out by now:
1) John Travolta and Tom Cruise
2) David Thewlis and Leonardo di Caprio
3) Ervin "Magic" Johnson and Isaiah Thomas (remember how they used to kiss at center court- that was not just for Hollywood they were bufu buds from the Detroit hood- Isaiah was relieved he didn't get it from Magic. Karl Malone of Utah Jazz was the only basketball player brave enough to ask "Whay if we get his blood on us? Well then Isaiah got left off the "Dream Team" - Wet Dream Team since you know Magic gave bj's to Bird and MJ. Karl Malone and John Stockton had their own lovethang goin' for years. Remember Stockton said he visited his chiropractor after every game- well- Malone was known as the Malone the Bone who knew how to stock Stockton.)
4) Brad Pitt
5) Rafael Nadal
6) Roger Federer
7) the entire Spanish soccer team and the Italian soccer team and the Danish soccer team and Czech soccer team<- good anal cleanliness -
8[BEWARE of the Ukrainean, Polish and Russian boys do not clean their asses properly - this a true when travelling and fucking guys in Eastern Europe- these boys are ripe and you have to insist they ass-douche]
9) Andy Murray
10) last 3 Mexican presidents
11) Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez
12) Tim Geitner (Secy of Treasury)
13) William Jefferson Clinton - u r a twit if u think he only did those skanky cunts- like many backwoodsy Arkansas countryboy he is hung
14) Johnny Depp
15) Channing Tatum
16) all the Navy Seals - some Army Rangers/Green Berets
so who will out themselves next or who do we think ought to out himself- no womyn mentioned because they should be, in our frat's- KRU- estimation, pure Mothers raising good gay sons or nuns encouraging good gay habits.
Here is the KRU's list of ought to be out by now:
1) John Travolta and Tom Cruise
2) David Thewlis and Leonardo di Caprio
3) Ervin "Magic" Johnson and Isaiah Thomas (remember how they used to kiss at center court- that was not just for Hollywood they were bufu buds from the Detroit hood- Isaiah was relieved he didn't get it from Magic. Karl Malone of Utah Jazz was the only basketball player brave enough to ask "Whay if we get his blood on us? Well then Isaiah got left off the "Dream Team" - Wet Dream Team since you know Magic gave bj's to Bird and MJ. Karl Malone and John Stockton had their own lovethang goin' for years. Remember Stockton said he visited his chiropractor after every game- well- Malone was known as the Malone the Bone who knew how to stock Stockton.)
4) Brad Pitt
5) Rafael Nadal
6) Roger Federer
7) the entire Spanish soccer team and the Italian soccer team and the Danish soccer team and Czech soccer team<- good anal cleanliness -
8[BEWARE of the Ukrainean, Polish and Russian boys do not clean their asses properly - this a true when travelling and fucking guys in Eastern Europe- these boys are ripe and you have to insist they ass-douche]
9) Andy Murray
10) last 3 Mexican presidents
11) Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez
12) Tim Geitner (Secy of Treasury)
13) William Jefferson Clinton - u r a twit if u think he only did those skanky cunts- like many backwoodsy Arkansas countryboy he is hung
14) Johnny Depp
15) Channing Tatum
16) all the Navy Seals - some Army Rangers/Green Berets
