Ambivalent
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Well,
Gentlemen (and ladies) - - - while others are strenuously protesting that models' pubic and axillary hair is too long, or too short - and that models are not doing headstands, or riding unicycles whilst masturbating - and other such grave concerns. . . . I have an even graver concern. . . .
You see, I have a BEER FETISH, and I want to know - - - Where the hell have those two mini-American half-pints of watery Coors. . . GONE? They used to sit, reliably, and soooo sexily, upon the side table, while the boys were having sex. . . now, they are NOWHERE to be seen!!!! How am I supposed to splooge, without those sweet vessels of barley-flavoured dishwater, poised phallically upon the table?
I can only say, I hope that MARK and SHA allowed Mr. Paul Canon to drink BOTH of them! Otherwise, I'm quitting! *Unless, of course, Damien Kyle can ride a unicycle upside-down, DRINK the beer upside-down, and ejaculate into the foam!*
Your outraged,
"A" ;-))))
*The Beer-Barrel Polka ~ Liberace*
Gentlemen (and ladies) - - - while others are strenuously protesting that models' pubic and axillary hair is too long, or too short - and that models are not doing headstands, or riding unicycles whilst masturbating - and other such grave concerns. . . . I have an even graver concern. . . .
You see, I have a BEER FETISH, and I want to know - - - Where the hell have those two mini-American half-pints of watery Coors. . . GONE? They used to sit, reliably, and soooo sexily, upon the side table, while the boys were having sex. . . now, they are NOWHERE to be seen!!!! How am I supposed to splooge, without those sweet vessels of barley-flavoured dishwater, poised phallically upon the table?
I can only say, I hope that MARK and SHA allowed Mr. Paul Canon to drink BOTH of them! Otherwise, I'm quitting! *Unless, of course, Damien Kyle can ride a unicycle upside-down, DRINK the beer upside-down, and ejaculate into the foam!*
Your outraged,
"A" ;-))))
*The Beer-Barrel Polka ~ Liberace*