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Where the hell is the BEER????????

Ambivalent

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Well,

Gentlemen (and ladies) - - - while others are strenuously protesting that models' pubic and axillary hair is too long, or too short - and that models are not doing headstands, or riding unicycles whilst masturbating - and other such grave concerns. . . . I have an even graver concern. . . .

You see, I have a BEER FETISH, and I want to know - - - Where the hell have those two mini-American half-pints of watery Coors. . . GONE? They used to sit, reliably, and soooo sexily, upon the side table, while the boys were having sex. . . now, they are NOWHERE to be seen!!!! How am I supposed to splooge, without those sweet vessels of barley-flavoured dishwater, poised phallically upon the table?

I can only say, I hope that MARK and SHA allowed Mr. Paul Canon to drink BOTH of them! Otherwise, I'm quitting! *Unless, of course, Damien Kyle can ride a unicycle upside-down, DRINK the beer upside-down, and ejaculate into the foam!*

Your outraged,
"A" ;-))))

*The Beer-Barrel Polka ~ Liberace*

 
P.S.

Now. . . I know you're all going to be fighting over my priceless collection of old Liberace LP's (some imported directly from Las Vegas): but, just forget about it. Jon from Liverton is already legally named, in my will, as the official beneficiary. (He'll get all the Guinness that's left in the fridge, as well. . . I don't drink "Blatz", actually ~ though I have to admit, it's a great NAME for a beer ;-)

"A" XOXOXOXOXOXO

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*"CEMENT MIXER"* (This is a song that used to make my college b/f HOWL. He devised slightly bawdier lyrics, though, I blush to tell you. . . )

 
Oh, bottled. . . ughhh. . . LOL! Guinness must always be on tap, and you know (as our dear friend Jamie would tell you): the closer you get to Dublin, the sweeter it gets ;-)

"A" XOXOXOXOXO

P.S. I also have a library of about 15,000 books, so, Jon - you will have to let me know which of these arcane tomes you'd like to have. The rest will be left to my old College's library.

 
It's hard to get Guinness tapped to ones house lol. I know they do draught Guinness in a can (with the widget) but I do so prefer the bottled - again my preference. Does the phrase Stuck up bitch - mean anything to you with respect to the song you posted ?
 
Oh Ambi, you are so amusing...and so wrong. I would love to see beer on the set, or liquor for that matter, but not that fake shit that looked like piss in a glass! Slainte!
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Well I didn't have Guinness last Night....But I did partake in to some Delicacy's from America's oldest brewery...Yuengling Lager...and it was Oh so good...ice cold and flowed so well....right to my belly.........lolololol
 
It's hard to get Guinness tapped to ones house lol. I know they do draught Guinness in a can (with the widget) but I do so prefer the bottled - again my preference. Does the phrase Stuck up bitch - mean anything to you with respect to the song you posted ?

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Jon, sure, perhaps we should have a line directed straight to your house. . . . President Obama foolishly won't approve the Keystone XL pipeline from Canada to the U.S. (because he prefers crude oil to be shipped by RAIL, and suffer more crashes, explosions, and all those bad things, in order to appease his political base): BUT - you live in a different jurisdiction, under the peace and comfort of British law. . . so why shouldn't you have a Guinness pipeline, to your very own home? (I bet it would make a super advert for the Guinness people, too! We should look into it!)

As far as being a "stuck-up bitch" ~ for sure, I'll plead guilty to being a bitch, and a nasty and cranky one, at that! As far as being stuck-up, well, that's for others to judge, but. . .that's a luxury I really can't afford. (Writers don't make nearly as much as engineers!) I do apologize, though, if I was sounding mean or snotty, supra.

"A" XOXOXOXOXO

P.S. I guess I need a rich husband to support my general snottiness and superciliousness! But that ain't gonna happen. . . I'm all on my own. And have to pay my own coin, to be the nasty bitch I congenitally am.

 
Oh Ambi, you are so amusing...and so wrong. I would love to see beer on the set, or liquor for that matter, but not that fake shit that looked like piss in a glass! Slainte!

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Oh BETH - you sound just like my Confessor, the Reverend Dr. W. He is also always telling me that I'm amusing, and wrong. (As a matter of fact, I've begun to see this as being. . . quite possibly. . . my new MISSION, in life! :-) I mean, I'm a truly incorrigible person. . . and it's best to face the facts about such things, while there is still a little time, remaining!

Humbly,
"A" XOXOXOXOXO

*Oh, BTW, since you are clearly never going to come over to the other side, to pick this up - here is your (belated) birthday present:

http://www.gayboystube.com/video/356994/bodybuilder-michael-hoffman-in-action

http://www.gayboystube.com/video/352783/next-door-stud-boy-porn-michael-again
 
Well I didn't have Guinness last Night....But I did partake in to some Delicacy's from America's oldest brewery...Yuengling Lager...and it was Oh so good...ice cold and flowed so well....right to my belly.........lolololol

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Cheers, Rafe!

"A" XOXOXOXOXOXO

 
Beer is for losers. Real men drink whiskey and none of that sissy blended crap either. No ice, no "splash" of water, no nothing. Whiskey - preferably Irish or Scotch.
 
Beer is for losers. Real men drink whiskey and none of that sissy blended crap either. No ice, no "splash" of water, no nothing. Whiskey - preferably Irish or Scotch.

To each his own my friend.....I prefer a good aged Bourbon Whiskey...90 / 100 proof.....3 fingers over 1 ice cube.....in my low ball glass.....:biggrin:
 
Oh Ambi, you are so amusing...and so wrong. I would love to see beer on the set, or liquor for that matter, but not that fake shit that looked like piss in a glass! Slainte!

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Oh BETH - you sound just like my Confessor, the Reverend Dr. W. He is also always telling me that I'm amusing, and wrong. (As a matter of fact, I've begun to see this as being. . . quite possibly. . . my new MISSION, in life! :-) I mean, I'm a truly incorrigible person. . . and it's best to face the facts about such things, while there is still a little time, remaining!

Humbly,
"A" XOXOXOXOXO

*Oh, BTW, since you are clearly never going to come over to the other side, to pick this up - here is your (belated) birthday present:

http://www.gayboystube.com/video/356994/bodybuilder-michael-hoffman-in-action

http://www.gayboystube.com/video/352783/next-door-stud-boy-porn-michael-again

Delicious, and thank you sir!:par50:
 
To each his own my friend.....I prefer a good aged Bourbon Whiskey...90 / 100 proof.....3 fingers over 1 ice cube.....in my low ball glass.....:biggrin:

I'm a fine vodka guy myself, but but I'm really started to appreciate a fine Bourbon and Scotch. Your description was perfect! LOL
 
I once mentioned to an aunt that I like the odd drop of Scottish Malt Whiskey. She told her sisters and the following Christmas I ended up with about 5 bottles of the stuff. Makes me think of a time when my late dad said he liked Old Spice after shave. One Christmas we all decided not to tell one another what we were buying and he ended up with 6 bottles of the stuff. He was not a happy bunny lol.
 
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