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Vadim Black And Brandon Evans

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I wanted to see the return of two guys who started here and went on to fame and fortune elsewhere and was curious to watch their return, but it left me "limp". Two good looking guys with good bodies, especially Brandon but the beginning talk was nothing but babble. They didn't really talk about why they left or came back, and the porn talk throughout the scene was silly. And for these two actors, it just seemed like another day in the office, punch your card, do your job and punch out.

I'm not really sure what I was expecting, but this was just another regular, ordinary Broke Straight Boys episode. They still tell us that this site is, "Straight Boys doing things for cash", but after each of these guys has performed possibly hundreds of times on film, it is now just regular ordinary porn. And so it goes..........................................
 
It was nice to see Brandon back, but where was the energy? It was really nothing more than, "Hi guys, we're back and we're gonna fuck." Maybe it's time to lose some of the familiarity the guys have and work on acting out a scene that has a point. How about making it a romantic scene, or maybe some slap-and-tickle fun. Bring Kaden Alexander in to collaborate.. He's a kinky little fucker and could probably add some "zing" to the scene. I'm sorry to say that this was pretty lackluster and a disappointment. These guys can do better.
 
Have to agree with all of the above comments. I truly expected more. Seemed to me there was a bit of "star competition" between them - if you know what I mean. I thought they'd been in some scenes together elsewhere but apparently that is not the case. It was quite perfunctory for such seasoned porn pros.

I did find it interesting when Vadim Black said, "C'mon, you can kiss me" (as in really kiss and not just peck and chirp). But the ongoing dialogue reminded me of the old days with Ryan White and Kayden - and I didn't find that appealing back then, either.

Still love both of their bodies. Brandon, try Nair instead of shaving to avoid the ingrown hair issue - just a kind, maybe helpful, suggestion.
 
Guess I was expecting a lot more from these two 5* boys. Major disappointment for me. Why in the hell does someone not monitor the makeup of these guys. Seeing what looks like open sores on Brandon was a total turn off. The whole scene was off. Two great guys in a totally flop scene. Thought I was generous with 3's all the way around. If this is what it like bringing two major guys back for a scene, please don't bother.
 
Well, the beginning was awkward. Brandon's trying to be chatty about their mutual experiences at Broke Straight Boys and Men.com and the other model showing yet again his boorish-ass side by trying to debate the point. He showed it again at the end when he said dismissively to Brandon "good seeing you. I'm out!"

Both looked good physically but with the exception of the first position, the fucking was booringly average.

I gave Brandon a 3- he did average bottom work. The other model I gave a one because I just can't bring myself to reward boorish behavior and hypocrisy. The scene I gave a one because I can't reward hypocrisy on the part of management. (And since the scene grade does not influence the ratings of the individual models who were in the scene, then the scene's one grade will not impact Brandon's overall model rating.)
 
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I thought it was a very pro job. By two experienced guys. Wish they had shown more of Vadim Black's ass and I wish Brandon would loose the razor and clippers. Vadim Black is hotter than ever I have enjoyed watching his chest hair fill out over the years. I don't thing the beard flatters him though. Just as soon see both sets of cheeks.
 
Sometimes I feel that I am just a fucking pawn of my dick. He's in charge and simply uses my body and mind to accomplish his ends. (And I'm just saying. I've got that ungrateful fuckage a lot of sex in my life, for which he gives me no credit. He just hangs down there and wants me to show him more hot guys,and beat him within an inch of his fucking life. And he's NEVER satisfied for more than 5 minutes after he busts!) Oh well. Here goes my observations about this scene, but please keep in mind that a lot of this is my dick talking. I'm not taking responsibility for the shit he says.

1. Brandon still has that wonderful shy smile. I love this beautiful man.
2. In the small talk, Vadim Black seems to not know that Brandon has done bunches of hot scenes at Broke Straight Boys It wouldn't be that he just doesn't have the information. He heard it. He knew it. But he doesn't give a shit because its not about him. That's Vadim Black. He doesn't have good associations with ANYONE. Notice that. But .... the fucker has a great damn body. And this causes me to look past his "boorishness" as others would call it. My policy, simply stated is: "Don't throw away a perfectly good body, just because the mind is no good." And I accept Vadim Black for what he is.
3. The chemistry was not good. I don't blame Brandon. Who'd feel warm towards Vadim Black? But, chemistry or no chemistry. I'd let that hot fucker fuck my god damned brains out. Take me down. Do anything he wanted to do to me. Fuck chemistry! I can imagine enough "chemistry" to fill in the blanks while this hot body is slam fucking my ass, so hard, that the first thing I do after he lets me up is to contact my optometrist to realign my vision.
4. I wonder if there was anyone from Broke Straight Boys in the room. I mean, if the goal is to produce hot fucking pornography, I would just wonder who it is that thinks its "hot pornography" to stand a guy on his fucking head and fuck his ass. Who is the fucker that had THAT idea! Oh Jesus. Some things put me over the edge and I'd love to have a converstation with whoever it was from Broke Straight Boys that thought sticking a hot body like Brandon's into a contortion and fucking his ass would be "hot pornography". PLEASE!
5. But then, when Vadim Black finally got Brandon on his back and those hot muscular legs high up in the air, like normal sex, he did some great fucking. I guarantee you, there is no sensation in this life quite like being laid down on your back and have your prostate pounded by a hot body like Vadim Black's. His dick is just the right size to feel great. And when you look at the way the action was drawing Brandon's balls right up into his body, that guy was in heaven. Say whatever you want to about the scene, that was good pornography.
6. One last point. Brandon has a beautiful body. Just beautiful beyond words, and in this whole scene, there wasn't one good shot of that hot back of his, connected to that hot ass, the way it is. Broad shoulders. Great legs. I'd love for that beautiful man to bite my tits just ONCE, and maybe leave little teeth marks. Just so i could show my friends. If it turns out that there IS a heaven somewhere, and that I, by any chance, would wind up there (highly doubtful) I wouldn't piss away my time walking around on streets of gold. I'd get tired of that the first 30 seconds. I'd go looking for a guy like Brandon to fuck my god damned ass.
7. One last last point. Brandon is sporting the latest in hair styles, but for my taste, its a bit radical. This guy has great fucking hair, and he needs a little more hair than that. Also, the shaved sides, stylish as they may be, don't make his head look better. That's my comment. My dick doesn't give a shit about hair styles. But I miss the old hair.
8. In a presentation, you should limit your points to three, generally. I've gone a few over the limit, but then, I'm excessive. I just love me. I love this forum. I love the membership that contributes, and I love Broke Straight Boys
 
Sometimes I feel that I am just a fucking pawn of my dick. He's in charge and simply uses my body and mind to accomplish his ends. (And I'm just saying. I've got that ungrateful fuckage a lot of sex in my life, for which he gives me no credit. He just hangs down there and wants me to show him more hot guys,and beat him within an inch of his fucking life. And he's NEVER satisfied for more than 5 minutes after he busts!) Oh well. Here goes my observations about this scene, but please keep in mind that a lot of this is my dick talking. I'm not taking responsibility for the shit he says.

1. Brandon still has that wonderful shy smile. I love this beautiful man.
2. In the small talk, Vadim Black seems to not know that Brandon has done bunches of hot scenes at Broke Straight Boys It wouldn't be that he just doesn't have the information. He heard it. He knew it. But he doesn't give a shit because its not about him. That's Vadim Black. He doesn't have good associations with ANYONE. Notice that. But .... the fucker has a great damn body. And this causes me to look past his "boorishness" as others would call it. My policy, simply stated is: "Don't throw away a perfectly good body, just because the mind is no good." And I accept Vadim Black for what he is.
3. The chemistry was not good. I don't blame Brandon. Who'd feel warm towards Vadim Black? But, chemistry or no chemistry. I'd let that hot fucker fuck my god damned brains out. Take me down. Do anything he wanted to do to me. Fuck chemistry! I can imagine enough "chemistry" to fill in the blanks while this hot body is slam fucking my ass, so hard, that the first thing I do after he lets me up is to contact my optometrist to realign my vision.
4. I wonder if there was anyone from Broke Straight Boys in the room. I mean, if the goal is to produce hot fucking pornography, I would just wonder who it is that thinks its "hot pornography" to stand a guy on his fucking head and fuck his ass. Who is the fucker that had THAT idea! Oh Jesus. Some things put me over the edge and I'd love to have a converstation with whoever it was from Broke Straight Boys that thought sticking a hot body like Brandon's into a contortion and fucking his ass would be "hot pornography". PLEASE!
5. But then, when Vadim Black finally got Brandon on his back and those hot muscular legs high up in the air, like normal sex, he did some great fucking. I guarantee you, there is no sensation in this life quite like being laid down on your back and have your prostate pounded by a hot body like Vadim Black's. His dick is just the right size to feel great. And when you look at the way the action was drawing Brandon's balls right up into his body, that guy was in heaven. Say whatever you want to about the scene, that was good pornography.
6. One last point. Brandon has a beautiful body. Just beautiful beyond words, and in this whole scene, there wasn't one good shot of that hot back of his, connected to that hot ass, the way it is. Broad shoulders. Great legs. I'd love for that beautiful man to bite my tits just ONCE, and maybe leave little teeth marks. Just so i could show my friends. If it turns out that there IS a heaven somewhere, and that I, by any chance, would wind up there (highly doubtful) I wouldn't piss away my time walking around on streets of gold. I'd get tired of that the first 30 seconds. I'd go looking for a guy like Brandon to fuck my god damned ass.
7. One last last point. Brandon is sporting the latest in hair styles, but for my taste, its a bit radical. This guy has great fucking hair, and he needs a little more hair than that. Also, the shaved sides, stylish as they may be, don't make his head look better. That's my comment. My dick doesn't give a shit about hair styles. But I miss the old hair.
8. In a presentation, you should limit your points to three, generally. I've gone a few over the limit, but then, I'm excessive. I just love me. I love this forum. I love the membership that contributes, and I love Broke Straight Boys
:thumbup: I want to be more like you. (Condensed version though) :smiley-love001:
 
Sometimes I feel that I am just a fucking pawn of my dick. He's in charge and simply uses my body and mind to accomplish his ends. (And I'm just saying. I've got that ungrateful fuckage a lot of sex in my life, for which he gives me no credit. He just hangs down there and wants me to show him more hot guys,and beat him within an inch of his fucking life. And he's NEVER satisfied for more than 5 minutes after he busts!) Oh well. Here goes my observations about this scene, but please keep in mind that a lot of this is my dick talking. I'm not taking responsibility for the shit he says.

1. Brandon still has that wonderful shy smile. I love this beautiful man.
2. In the small talk, Vadim Black seems to not know that Brandon has done bunches of hot scenes at Broke Straight Boys It wouldn't be that he just doesn't have the information. He heard it. He knew it. But he doesn't give a shit because its not about him. That's Vadim Black. He doesn't have good associations with ANYONE. Notice that. But .... the fucker has a great damn body. And this causes me to look past his "boorishness" as others would call it. My policy, simply stated is: "Don't throw away a perfectly good body, just because the mind is no good." And I accept Vadim Black for what he is.
3. The chemistry was not good. I don't blame Brandon. Who'd feel warm towards Vadim Black? But, chemistry or no chemistry. I'd let that hot fucker fuck my god damned brains out. Take me down. Do anything he wanted to do to me. Fuck chemistry! I can imagine enough "chemistry" to fill in the blanks while this hot body is slam fucking my ass, so hard, that the first thing I do after he lets me up is to contact my optometrist to realign my vision.
4. I wonder if there was anyone from Broke Straight Boys in the room. I mean, if the goal is to produce hot fucking pornography, I would just wonder who it is that thinks its "hot pornography" to stand a guy on his fucking head and fuck his ass. Who is the fucker that had THAT idea! Oh Jesus. Some things put me over the edge and I'd love to have a converstation with whoever it was from Broke Straight Boys that thought sticking a hot body like Brandon's into a contortion and fucking his ass would be "hot pornography". PLEASE!
5. But then, when Vadim Black finally got Brandon on his back and those hot muscular legs high up in the air, like normal sex, he did some great fucking. I guarantee you, there is no sensation in this life quite like being laid down on your back and have your prostate pounded by a hot body like Vadim Black's. His dick is just the right size to feel great. And when you look at the way the action was drawing Brandon's balls right up into his body, that guy was in heaven. Say whatever you want to about the scene, that was good pornography.
6. One last point. Brandon has a beautiful body. Just beautiful beyond words, and in this whole scene, there wasn't one good shot of that hot back of his, connected to that hot ass, the way it is. Broad shoulders. Great legs. I'd love for that beautiful man to bite my tits just ONCE, and maybe leave little teeth marks. Just so i could show my friends. If it turns out that there IS a heaven somewhere, and that I, by any chance, would wind up there (highly doubtful) I wouldn't piss away my time walking around on streets of gold. I'd get tired of that the first 30 seconds. I'd go looking for a guy like Brandon to fuck my god damned ass.
7. One last last point. Brandon is sporting the latest in hair styles, but for my taste, its a bit radical. This guy has great fucking hair, and he needs a little more hair than that. Also, the shaved sides, stylish as they may be, don't make his head look better. That's my comment. My dick doesn't give a shit about hair styles. But I miss the old hair.
8. In a presentation, you should limit your points to three, generally. I've gone a few over the limit, but then, I'm excessive. I just love me. I love this forum. I love the membership that contributes, and I love Broke Straight Boys

Your posts are very entertaining all by themselves. If you do not write professionally, you should. Not sure if it was yours, but have been looking for the post about growing up and traveling to London when 18. Can't remember where I read it but wanted to read it again. Again, keep those wonderful diatribes coming.
 
Your posts are very entertaining all by themselves. If you do not write professionally, you should. Not sure if it was yours, but have been looking for the post about growing up and traveling to London when 18. Can't remember where I read it but wanted to read it again. Again, keep those wonderful diatribes coming.

Thanks, Dude. I appreciate that. No. I am not a writer, but back in the days when I was a REAL person (before retirement) I published lots of technical articles. But when I retired and moved to Arkansas, in the 90's, I became imaginary. I'm one of the largest growers of broiler chickens in Arkansas, and I still am very active in my business. Unfortunately, this takes up a lot of my time, which I'd prefer to be devoting to Porn. Considering work, my very active social life, and community responsibilities, it leaves very little time for my porn addiction. But, life is tough. Don't even try it if you are a sissy. LOLOLOL

The post you are referring to is on the "Mary, Joseph and Sweet Baby Jesus" thread. Probably page 3. LOL
 
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Thanks, Dude. I appreciate that. No. I am not a writer, but back in the days when I was a REAL person (before retirement) I published lots of technical articles. But when I retired and moved to Arkansas, in the 90's, I became imaginary. I'm one of the largest growers of broiler chickens in Arkansas, and I still am very active in my business. Unfortunately, this takes up a lot of my time, which I'd prefer to be devoting to Porn. Considering work, my very active social life, and community responsibilities, it leaves very little time for my porn addiction. But, life is tough. Don't even try it if you are a sissy. LOLOLOL

The post you are referring to is on the "Mary, Joseph and Sweet Baby Jesus" thread. Probably page 3. LOL

Thank you so much.
 
Thanks Stowe. Not very many people understand my dry sense of humor.
I'm so pleased to see you getting all this love Robb, but please don't get overly emotional by all the praise! lol :001_tongue:

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