Trick or Treat, (of Sorts)!

[SGVBOB]

okay, yet ONE MORE!!!! MOO HU HA HA HA, (and would be nice to get more Elites/Moderators/Supermoderators commenting on this topic, please!): In keeping with the season, if, when asked "Trick or Treat", I chose 'Trick', what would be the ABSOLUTE FURTHEST, (as in 'there's NO WAY IN HELL Im going to do that again, once was enough, just to say I did it!')you would go to do something, whether it be just to get the task accomplished, or who knows, maybe there is some one out there that has/wants to have oral sex off the Golden Gate bridge, before they 'move on'....WHATEVER it is, let's hear about it! Hope this keeps fresh through Halloween!!!

 

[cumrag27]

Clarification Please

okay, yet ONE MORE!!!! MOO HU HA HA HA, (and would be nice to get more Elites/Moderators/Supermoderators commenting on this topic, please!): In keeping with the season, if, when asked "Trick or Treat", I chose 'Trick', what would be the ABSOLUTE FURTHEST, (as in 'there's NO WAY IN HELL Im going to do that again, once was enough, just to say I did it!')you would go to do something, whether it be just to get the task accomplished, or who knows, maybe there is some one out there that has/wants to have oral sex off the Golden Gate bridge, before they 'move on'....WHATEVER it is, let's hear about it! Hope this keeps fresh through Halloween!!!

Dear SGVBOB,

In spirit with the Halloween season, did you say some guy has/wants to have oral sex off of the Golden Gape bridge? That is the Golden Gape bridge?

I would have to say that everything is better when proceeding is some reasonable progression. Either this needy person has the "cart before the horse" or they have gone to the wrong bridge entirely. If they want a "Golden Gape", then first they need to start at the other end of the bridge and proceed "ever so slowly and with a lot of lubrication". On the other hand, if they are simply wanting a blow job, then starting at a toll booth should be most workable indeed. All of this messy stuff can be avoided by simply starting at the appointed location and not breaking in line. Of course, if someone told them that "oral sex wasn't sex at all, only an appetizer, then no wonder they are totally bewildered and dejected after being laughed at repeatedly for asking for "oral without the sex".

Happy Halloween Everybody!

Cumrag27, aka Stimpy

 

[SGVBOB]

tee hee!!! I think that WAS the ORIGINAL name, and they just kept the 'typo' name to be p.c.!!!! :-D

 

[underwear fun]

Pumpkin Sex

Stimpy, nice Halloween color.

Ever heard of pumpkin sex?

Undie

 

[cumrag27]

Orange you green with envy?

Stimpy, nice Halloween color.
Ever heard of pumpkin sex?Undie

Dear Undie,

Of course we all know about pumpkin sex. Yum! Yum! And the above photo in the previous post is that of the one and only "Gape Pumpkin" Charlie Brown made such a big deal about over the years having Jordan's handprints on each sizzling cheek. I guess Jordan was good for something, afterall! And, where does the "gape" itself come from? I'm tempted to say it came from the "Gape Fairy". Butt, infact, it actually came from each and every pumpkin farmer's randy boys getting together in the pumpkin patches and having their way with these defenseless ripe gourds.

Doesn't make you want to ask for some pumpkin pie any time soon, now does it? I am sure that were it used to make a pie, it would make one "Grape Pumpkin Pie".

Unfortunately, Charlie Brown cannot be consulted to attest to the authenticity of this dubvious work of art.

The Great Gapesby, aka Stimpy

 

[cumrag27]

The Gape Pumpkin reconsidered

I hate to say it but I feel compelled to do so anyway. The "Gape Pumpkin" pictured above seems, on second thought, like two very enlarged pumpkin testicles encased in a very smooth and hairfree outer skin and adorned by Jordan's handiwork.

What I am really wondering is where or where has the pumpkin peepee gone? Surely someone is not circumcising them now, are they? I guess carvers were born to do just that, carve! Just don't let them tell you they are serving a new variety of a rare mushroom!

 

[whitewhale2]

In the pumpkin picture above, looks like the "ass hole" has been well used. Is that the proverbial light at the end of the tunnel? The one that leads to heaven and safety? Of course, you don't see the pee-pee from behind. Not just oral sex off the Golden Gape Bridge but penis firmly implanted in ass and then roll off. Whee!

 

[panzer104]

Guess when I carve pumpkins tonight I am going to have a hard time not seeing the pumkin ass in every pumpkin in the house. One of the few innocent pass times I had left...Thank you very much for making it seem more dirty now. And I do mean THANK YOU...

As for sex off the Gape Bridge, I don't know about that. Maybe the Brooklyn Bridge with all of New York watching. And I would think that at least one of us, if not both, should have brick marks on our asses. I already got a BJ on the Space Needle, so I am good on the Tricks for at least a few more years...

Getting back to the original question, Public sex, maybe...Hardcore bondage, and any of the rough and tough shit I wouldn't normally do. Been submissive my whole life, so ANYTHING really kinky or sado, just to say I did it, Once.

 

[cumrag27]

Stepped over the line again

Guess when I carve pumpkins tonight I am going to have a hard time not seeing the pumkin ass in every pumpkin in the house. One of the few innocent pass times I had left...Thank you very much for making it seem more dirty now. And I do mean THANK YOU...

As for sex off the Gape Bridge, I don't know about that. Maybe the Brooklyn Bridge with all of New York watching. And I would think that at least one of us, if not both, should have brick marks on our asses. I already got a BJ on the Space Needle, so I am good on the Tricks for at least a few more years...

Getting back to the original question, Public sex, maybe...Hardcore bondage, and any of the rough and tough shit I wouldn't normally do. Been submissive my whole life, so ANYTHING really kinky or sado, just to say I did it, Once.

Dear Panzer104,

I am truly sorry about the sexualizing of your pumpkin! Honestly, I regret robbing you from..."One of the few innocent pass times I had left...Thank you very much for making it seem more dirty now. And I do mean THANK YOU..."

Once again, I apologize for your loss!

Sincerely and Happy Halloween,

Cumrag27, aka Stimpy

 

[panzer104]

Dear Panzer104,

I am truly sorry about the sexualizing of your pumpkin! Honestly, I regret robbing you from..."One of the few innocent pass times I had left...Thank you very much for making it seem more dirty now. And I do mean THANK YOU..."

Once again, I apologize for your loss!

Sincerely and Happy Halloween,

Cumrag27, aka Stimpy

Haha...I guess sarcasm is hard to convey through words...I thought the pumpkin ass was great. It was funny to be standing in the pumpkin patch yesterday and seeing a whole field of Jack o lantern asses winking at me. Don't sweat the petty, just pet the sweaty...

 

[cumrag27]

That surely has me all sweaty...

Haha...I guess sarcasm is hard to convey through words...I thought the pumpkin ass was great. It was funny to be standing in the pumpkin patch yesterday and seeing a whole field of Jack o lantern asses winking at me. Don't sweat the petty, just pet the sweaty...

Dear Panzer104,

I know you to be a man of your word. In fact here lately, I have been most favorably impressed with the depth of your words and thoughts in other threads. I especially appreciate your playfulness as well.

However, I just don't get it when you say 'don't sweat the petty' all the while some asses are winking at you. This may sound petty but is this not some mixed message? Well, I don't want to bother you with this but I really can't understand how some sweating donkey asses are winking at you to begin with. I mean do they recognize you or something? Have you had reason to meet with them beforehand? And, to add injury to insult, now you insist on petting the sweaty asses, is this with or without gloves? What caused them to become sweaty in the first place? What kind of hold do they have over you? I only thought donkeys were pack animals and not for petting? Please explain my total confusion? And what, pray tell, just exactly is the origin of this "Jack o lantern asses" breed of donkeys? Finally, as we all know, pumpkin patches are rarely filled with winking asses, otherwise they would be referred to as "winking asses patches". In fact, that seems to be something highly marketable, wouldn't you say? Maybe we can get them included in a "Happy Meal".

I find this all so very troubling! Stumped and befuddled!

Stimpy