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Should I be Fucking my Broker?
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cumrag27
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Touchy question indeed!
Dear Tim114,
Perhaps this sexual/financial question should be best addressed with a formal legally binding agreement where you mutually agree to barter your services for his sexual favors and both of you on a matching orgasm to orgasm basis. Since your partner is a bottom and willingly submissive to your penile market penetration, make sure that any momentary flip-flopping fluctuations only takes place in your bedroom and not in the marketplace.
Whatever you do, make sure his gearbox is fully and lovingly lubricated before engaging into the hairy abyss leaving, among other remnants of this action most importantly is the big and engaging smile on both parties faces upon withdrawal. Finally, it is essential that Mr. Phil Dathole drinks your magic juices until quenched at both ends to fully cover your financial risks and, in layman's terms, cover your ass as future.
I feel that as long as you get direct deposit of any dividends from this arrangement and it is something tangible, you would not have the fear of being the potential victim of a "ponzi scheme" like Madoff had going for him.
Best of luck and many, many happy dividends to top things off,
Sincerely,
Cumrag27, aka Stimpy-Financial Advisor Extraordinaire
Dear Tim114,
Perhaps this sexual/financial question should be best addressed with a formal legally binding agreement where you mutually agree to barter your services for his sexual favors and both of you on a matching orgasm to orgasm basis. Since your partner is a bottom and willingly submissive to your penile market penetration, make sure that any momentary flip-flopping fluctuations only takes place in your bedroom and not in the marketplace.
Whatever you do, make sure his gearbox is fully and lovingly lubricated before engaging into the hairy abyss leaving, among other remnants of this action most importantly is the big and engaging smile on both parties faces upon withdrawal. Finally, it is essential that Mr. Phil Dathole drinks your magic juices until quenched at both ends to fully cover your financial risks and, in layman's terms, cover your ass as future.
I feel that as long as you get direct deposit of any dividends from this arrangement and it is something tangible, you would not have the fear of being the potential victim of a "ponzi scheme" like Madoff had going for him.
Best of luck and many, many happy dividends to top things off,
Sincerely,
Cumrag27, aka Stimpy-Financial Advisor Extraordinaire
angelone
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Have you ever heard the saying, "Don't mix business with pleasure." I try to practice this in my professional life and for most times I have no regrets. Your broker should have maintained a high standard of conduct and not have any sexual relations with you as part of his business persona. But now that the "cat is out of the bag", it's time for you to decide whether you want sex or money. Change your broker for your wallet's sake and find someone else to fuck.
rickster96056
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I think it depends on who's the most broke!
Ms. Kianna
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I'm definitely leery of getting physically involved with anyone that deals with my money or my child.
joninliverton
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Most people get fucked by their brokers and end up broke.
SGVBOB
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I hate to use this pun, but "So far it's been fun doing the screwing, but how would/will you feel if/when(hypothetically), he screws YOU?"
Touche'
As long as you are enjoying the sex go for it but I would find another broker to do business with financially. Most brokers don't try to give bad advice. They mostly try to follow current trends. The stock market can always be a crap shoot. However, if the broker is getting fucked just to get your business; I would wonder how many other people he lets fuck him for their business. Then I think I would question if he is a broker or a sex worker for hire???
