Scenes on BSB

[another1]

just some quick thoughts!
so far Broke Straight Boys 2.0 looks like this.
the average monthly number scenes
a hand, 4 scenes
a mouth, 3 scenes
an ass, 6 scenes

suggestion for number of anal scenes
an uber, 1 scene
a hugger, 3 scenes
a flip-flopper, 2 scenes

a confirmed bottom, 3 scenes
a power bottom, 1 scene
a straight bottom, 2 scenes

thought i would try to put numbers to my thoughts on scenes.
this would be a balanced approach!

 

[BSB_WebMonkey]

just some quick thoughts!
so far Broke Straight Boys 2.0 looks like this.
the average monthly number scenes
a hand, 4 scenes
a mouth, 3 scenes
an ass, 6 scenes

suggestion for number of anal scenes
an uber, 1 scene
a hugger, 3 scenes
a flip-flopper, 2 scenes

a confirmed bottom, 3 scenes
a power bottom, 1 scene
a straight bottom, 2 scenes

thought i would try to put numbers to my thoughts on scenes.
this would be a balanced approach!

you are an amazing customer.

 

[joninliverton]

just some quick thoughts!
so far Broke Straight Boys 2.0 looks like this.
the average monthly number scenes
a hand, 4 scenes
a mouth, 3 scenes
an ass, 6 scenes

suggestion for number of anal scenes
an uber, 1 scene
a hugger, 3 scenes
a flip-flopper, 2 scenes

a confirmed bottom, 3 scenes
a power bottom, 1 scene
a straight bottom, 2 scenes

thought i would try to put numbers to my thoughts on scenes.
this would be a balanced approach!

Jeez dude, when I saw your post I thought I was inline for a poem.. x

 

[Beth]

just some quick thoughts!
so far Broke Straight Boys 2.0 looks like this.
the average monthly number scenes
a hand, 4 scenes
a mouth, 3 scenes
an ass, 6 scenes

suggestion for number of anal scenes
an uber, 1 scene
a hugger, 3 scenes
a flip-flopper, 2 scenes

a confirmed bottom, 3 scenes
a power bottom, 1 scene
a straight bottom, 2 scenes

thought i would try to put numbers to my thoughts on scenes.
this would be a balanced approach!

Okay, just some responses, asinine as they are:

*Is this list the sign-up sheet hanging on Mark's bedroom door; I don't see girls listed?
*I agree Another1, fucking is all about balance.
*Can we have a scene with "two hands" instead of just one?
*If that is Broke Straight Boys's "average monthly number scenes," and they pay; I think I'm out of luck.
*Now, when Spencer used the Dildo on himself, did that count as "a straight bottom," or was that just a "practice shot?"
*When I first saw this, I thought it was a recipe. Shit, I'd like to taste some of that. May I have a second helping of the "uber anal?" It's been decades!

 

[another1]

Okay, just some responses, asinine as they are:

*Is this list the sign-up sheet hanging on Mark's bedroom door; I don't see girls listed?
*I agree Another1, fucking is all about balance.
*Can we have a scene with "two hands" instead of just one?
*If that is Broke Straight Boys's "average monthly number scenes," and they pay; I think I'm out of luck.
*Now, when Spencer used the Dildo on himself, did that count as "a straight bottom," or was that just a "practice shot?"
*When I first saw this, I thought it was a recipe. Shit, I'd like to taste some of that. May I have a second helping of the "uber anal?" It's been decades!

first, the sign-up sheet is for Broke Straight Boys unless there is a call for pegging, i don't think girls can play. this may be the only place where i don't think girl should girls should be excluded. damn my progressive heart.
the right mixture is how you make a menu. a little this and a little that, the right balance.
a hand mean a solo or jerkoff scene. that's a scene where cumming is a manual thing with no oral or anal help from anyone else. even a third hand is still just a jerkoff scene.
the lucky number of scenes is 13.
because spencer jerkoff and played with a toy, i called that a jerkoff scene.
it was a recipe for what i like to see. i think would be tasty.
oh please, just one uber! once in a while.

beth still waiting for your asinine responses!

 

[another1]

first, the sign-up sheet is for Broke Straight Boys unless there is a call for pegging, i don't think girls can play. this may be the only place where i don't think girl should girls should be excluded. damn my progressive heart.
the right mixture is how you make a menu. a little this and a little that, the right balance.
a hand mean a solo or jerkoff scene. that's a scene where cumming is a manual thing with no oral or anal help from anyone else. even a third hand is still just a jerkoff scene.
the lucky number of scenes is 13.
because spencer jerkoff and played with a toy, i called that a jerkoff scene.
it was a recipe for what i like to see. i think would be tasty.
oh please, just one uber! once in a while.

beth still waiting for your asinine responses!

this may be the only place where i don't think girls should be included. glad i have an editor for the real life stuff. i really should read this shit more carefully before submitting it. i think i meant to say everything else i just posted.

 

[Buckeye1]

Jeez dude, when I saw your post I thought I was inline for a poem.. x

All of another1's posts are like poetry....hard to read sometimes, but always full of wisdom and humor.

 

[joninliverton]

All of another1's posts are like poetry....hard to read sometimes, but always full of wisdom and humor.

Thanks Buckeye. I shall try not to read his future threads with my Shakespearian head on.

 

[another1]

i have this lady who edits all my presentations. this is the one place i do not let her look over my shoulder or correct my comments. so i am just winging it in the forum. sometimes i get it right.

Well, God give them wisdom that have it; and those
that are fools, let them use their talents.

 

[Beth]

i have this lady who edits all my presentations. this is the one place i do not let her look over my shoulder or correct my comments. so i am just winging it in the forum. sometimes i get it right.

Well, God give them wisdom that have it; and those
that are fools, let them use their talents.

Should we really be quoting "Twelfth Night" on this thread about "Scenes for Broke Straight Boys?" Actually, it is the perfect place to add in Shakespeare to the folly:

"There is no woman’s sides
Can bide the beating of so strong a passion
As love doth give my heart; no woman’s heart
So big, to hold so much. They lack retention.
Alas, their love may be called appetite,
No motion of the liver, but the palate,
That suffer surfeit, cloyment, and revolt.
But mine is all as hungry as the sea,
And can digest as much. Make no compare
Between that love a woman can bear me
And that I owe Olivia."
(II.iv.91–101)

............good night, Orsino.............

 

[BSB_WebMonkey]

Shakespeare to the folly:

I have to admit, I rarely think about Shakespeare when i am watching hotties,. but who am I to judge.

I get alot of pleasure from seeing the posts, and in particular when a member who doesnt post often pops in and expresses a view. Tickles me pink. Oh wait, im already pink. hehe

 

[Beth]

I have to admit, I rarely think about Shakespeare when i am watching hotties,. but who am I to judge.

I get alot of pleasure from seeing the posts, and in particular when a member who doesnt post often pops in and expresses a view. Tickles me pink. Oh wait, im already pink. hehe

....me too, but only on the inside!