I'm just saying, that furry little ass hole of Rowan's needs to be fucked. It is WRONG to have an ass like that on the set and for NO ONE to hold it down and fuck it. WRONG WRONG WRONG
I think you get beat up for writing things like I'm about to write, but then lets be real. I've been dragged down the street behind so many Jeeps in my old lifetime, its hard to bring up something horrible that hasn't happened to me at least once or twice. So here goes.
There comes a time in a negotiation when it is time to either fish or cut bait. Both fishing and cutting bait are essentials and very necessary to the fishing process. But doing neither makes you a little useless. The Eskimo's, maybe one of the world's most practical people (Although I admit, I've never sucked an Eskimo dick!) would say, its time to either fish, cut bait or get out of the fucking boat.
We have this guy that COULD be either fishing or cutting bait. Lets see how that's working. He barely keeps a hard dick (Even in THIS scene, you need to give all the credit for THAT hard dick to
Gage Owens - Damn what a cocksucker! That Dude!) and he busts the weakest load in the history of pornography.
Gage Owens is trying to involve him in sucking dick and he barely even contributes. Minimum effort! That adds up to BARELY fishing and BARELY cutting bait!
Yet, he is hailed as a hero, by somebody. WHO? I don't know ANYONE who ever looks forward to one of his scenes with much more than a faint hope. Universally, compliments are left handed, and the greatest compliment so far is to say that he was better than expected, or to praise the fact that he could EVEN keep a hard on. Please! I don't get this.
This is attributable entirely to BAD negotiating strategy. Believe me. He is making all the demands on one side (I only top badly and cum weakly - even in a business called PORNOGRAPHY - God Damnit, get real!) and NONE of the concessions. (His best asset is his ass, and he clearly holds that off the market!) He nethier fishes nor cuts bait, and so far no one has thrown him out of the boat.
Lots of people don't want to be fucked. (Not me! Fuck me! Suck me! Beat me in the face with your big dick! Cum all over my ass and make me pull my pants up and work with a nasty ass the rest of the day! - I don't care)
Abram Hoffer was a guy that didn't want his ass fucked. But Dudes! That fucker could haul out that fat dick and fuck like a god damned bandit! Jesus could he fuck. In negotiating terms, he refused to cut bait, but damn could he fish!
Rowan is pretty as hell, and looks like the boy next door that you'd like to suck his dick, but he just never comes across. The old English Poet, George Wither, would tell us that there comes a time when you have to face a reality. "If he be not so to me, what care I how fair he be?" If this kid withholds his only good asset he's got (his hot little furry ass!) then throw the kid out of the god damned boat.
The way to introduce this phase of the negotiation is to send the kid home with the information that the next time he comes,
Cage Kafig is going to fuck his ass. (Or
David Hardy, Or
Vadim Black, or even
Mikah Lake - although I'm just telling you, the angels in HEAVEN are standing by for the day that someone fucks Baby Mikah's pretty little ass. I'm telling you - that's PRIME!) Let him ponder REALITY. Let him and his wife consider it. They will see the money. They don't EVER see money like this in Missouri. He'll bring that cute little ass back on a porcelane platter, stick that beautifull little furry hole up in the air, put that pretty little face in a pillow, and someone can take him gently at first, but then, as OldFart would say, take THAT ass to Pound Town. He needs this and EVERYONE wants to see it.
The best good of all is achieved when each hot little furry ass hole get fucked like God made it to be fucked. Be real! Its a great cause!
The good people of the Earth stand in waiting.
Now, lets get this done! Its way past time!