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Rowan Adams Fucks Kaden Porter Raw

I'm just saying this quickly. Does anyone besides me notice how fucking nice Rowan's nails are. Damn. I want to find his Manicurist!
 
Well, another thing I'm saying is that AT LEAST we know both these guys are straight guys. After all the kissing, and you get all the clothes off, both of them still have soft dicks.

If you can be within 10 feet of a god damned bed, especially one where the colors are so nicely coordinated with the wall colors, like that bed is. So if you can be withing 10 feet of a god damned bed, standing beside either of these two guys. Rowan or Kaden Alexander. And your dick is not hard as a fucking rock, you are a hopelessly straight fucker. There's not a god damned gay bone in your body! Dude.

But then the dick sucking started. Both of these guys were paying attention at "Dick Sucking School"! That's another story about straight fuckers. You suck their god damned dick right and those dicks go hard.

I think when these guys get back to Missouri, they could start up a "Dick Sucking School" and do well. I'd damn sure come let them suck my dick, so I could write a testimonial for their school.
 
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Well, if these guys ever think they are going to go to San Francisco and pass themselves off as being gay, I can say right now, its not going to work.

Gay guys don't call other guys "Babe" when they are fucking them. Straight guys call pussies "Babe" when they are fucking them, because they have learned by experience not to use the pussy's real name, because when their straight fucking dick is feeling so good like that, they forget and call the pussy by the name of the pussy he was fucking LAST NIGHT! Believe me, "BABE" is a straight guy thing.

Another thing, every fucking straight guy wants to know is "You Like That?". That's another straight guy thing. Gay guys are more interested in whether HE, himself, likes the fucking rather than whether his partner is liking it or not. I love being selfish. Straight guys are trying to make the pussy happy so she'll let him get in there again sometime. Straight guys are obsessed with fucking a pussy that is obsessed with NEVER letting them fuck her again, because she's learned as soon as he busts his nuts, he loses interested in the pussy. So to keep him interested, just string him along and don't let him fuck you. God, being gay is a simple and happy way of like. No wonder people call us GAY.

One thing straight guys do not know, but someone has aparently taught Rowan. Cum is a great fucking lube. So he wipes up Kaden Alexander's cum and puts it on his own dick and goes right back in that hole. I love to see a kid get fucked after he's busted his nuts. Rowan goes right back in that hot kid's ass hole after he busts in his hot little mouth! NOW Dudes! That's fucking hot.

Well, I liked this scene.
 
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Does anyone notice that I posted 4 times and my number of posts only goes up by one. Fuck a god damned duck. How the fuck am I supposed to ever get to be an ELITE member if I have to post 4 times to get credit for one fucking post. Jeeze. Life's not fair!
 
Kaden Alexander already said a long time ago.He IS THE GAY TWIN......

Well, god damn. If his dick's still soft with Rowan in the bed, its going to cause some of us to be wondering just how fucking gay he is! Just saying. You can't get much credit for being gay if you do straight shit all the time. LOLOLOL
 
Well, god damn. If his dick's still soft with Rowan in the bed, its going to cause some of us to be wondering just how fucking gay he is! Just saying. You can't get much credit for being gay if you do straight shit all the time. LOLOLOL
Nothing Straight about having a half hard cock up your ass in some scenes...And a Hard one in most others.......
 
Hey StudddAndy, have another cocktail. 8 posts and 2 people..........Merry Christmas. Now I will watch the scene. Always read the posts first.
 
Hey StudddAndy, have another cocktail. 8 posts and 2 people..........Merry Christmas. Now I will watch the scene. Always read the posts first.
 
Getting to the scene, itself, not really sure what it was, but it just didn't click as much as I expected it to. I was really excited about it and it left me sort of meh. I don't know. Will have to watch it again. Still loves me some Kaden Alexander, though!
 
Just watched most of it. Sorry, but my opinion is that both boys are as gay as a Christmas Goose.....If Rowan isn't, he will be. No straight guy kisses like that, nor do they have the mannerisms that Rowan has. Don't get me wrong, it wasn't a bad scene at all, but certainly not in the top 25. Kaden Alexander is hot, as always, so I will do 5 * for him, and 3* for Rowan. Sorry about the second post. Something happened, but not sure what.
 
ok..sorry..got so upset by the upcoming christmas scene..i was not thinking straight....

PLEASE, you never think STRAIGHT! But then none of us do around here! :supergay: LOL!!! I know you are pissed about the Christmas scene, especially with your #1 boy in it. Is a pretty crappy Christmas "gift," :xmas2angry: but what are you gonna do, I guess.
 
PLEASE, you never think STRAIGHT! But then none of us do around here! :supergay: LOL!!! I know you are pissed about the Christmas scene, especially with your #1 boy in it. Is a pretty crappy Christmas "gift," :xmas2angry: but what are you gonna do, I guess.
Keep One Eye Shut I Guess??
 
ok..sorry..got so upset by the upcoming christmas scene..i was not thinking straight....

Well, its ok. I'll always believe I'm wrong, but I'm just saying if you are kissing Rowan and your dick isn't hard as a fucking rock, you are not VERY gay. I know these things from experience. LOL.

Please, don't anyone EVER take me seriously. I just like to say shit. LOLOLOL
 
At the beginning during the blathering, sha said extra money was going to be paid to Rowan because he and Kaden Alexander had worked out some new things for this scene. He asks Rowan if he is ready for some new adventures and as a result make some more money. Well I didn't see anything new here that heretofore had not been done on this site. Sucking with underwear on - done before; rimming - done before; bad fucking in cowgirl position - sadly, done way too often before; hard fucking - done before; kissing - done before; cumming on face - done before; trying for mouth - done before (Rowan doesn't cum with a real big load, so that hardly happened; sticking dick back into bottom's ass after cumming - done before; going to take a shower at end - done before. So I really didn't observe anything new that was out of the ordinary. If someone can find one, let me know.

I did give 4's all around because the guys did very good work, but nothing out of the ordinary and exceptional to warrant 5's.
 
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Surprisingly Hot! I wasn't expecting much.

Rowan is a real cutie with a nice ass, decent dick and very suckable balls. He's had some "power problems" in the past, but did better this time. I think rimming Kaden Alexander really put him out of his comfort zone. The kid is either really broke, or he wants to make it in porn. He's open to the sex and trying to do well. He has a nice body, and 6 months at the gym would really help him get some definition.

Kaden Alexander likes the sex :)
 
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