I keep seeing references to Rick's 9" dick. Whoever measures dicks for
Broke Straight Boys needs glasses; for while his dick is ample, it's no nine-incher.
Stowe1 is totally correct As usual. You got to love this guy. He just comes out of the blue, all the time, and says things that are exactly what you've been thinking, but usually I didn't know I was thinking it until Stowe1 says it.
I always knew Rick's dick wasn't 9 inches, but I am attracted the fantasy part of my world best. I knew he didn't have a 9 inch dick, but since I WISHED he did, I excused me for going along with what they say in his BIO.
In porn, dicks are pretty easy to measure, most of the time. Having been raised on a farm, and having fucked a lot of cowboys on my Grandparents ranch, when I was a kid, one of the things we learn is how to measure the height of horses. You do it with hands. A common horse is about 15 hands high, or 60 inches. That's pretty short. Most are more like 16 hands and today more. (Horses are getting taller)
A hand is considered to be 4 inches. Measure your hand. A regular guy's hand will measure about 4 inches wide. Close enough for pornography. In fact, if you have little hands, that's a blessing from God, because it will always make your dick, by comparison, look bigger and more impressive to other people when you are showing your dick off to a new trick.
Especially in gay porn, with dick sucking, it is pretty easy to see a guy's hand width at the bottom of a dick. How much is left? In using this method, I have determined that Rick has a little less than 8 inches. (actually more like a little less than 7 1/2 inches. I mean, think about your life experience! Jeeze. A 7 1/2 inch dick is really a nice dick. Ample, as Stowe1 would say) But because I LOVE hyperbole, I refer to Rick's dick, like they do, as a 9 incher. And, admit it! It really would be nice if he actually had a 9 inch dick.
And there are examples of models on
Broke Straight Boys that ACTUALLY do have 9 inch dicks. (Most of the models that DO have 9 inch dicks - then that's ALL they got!) For instance,
Rex Lane, and
Zane Tate. Maybe even
Justin Riggs, who totally wasted that big dick by always bottoming. The fucking earth is teaming with men who need their ass holes stretched and their porostate pounded with a big dick, and then we waste that big dick of
Justin Riggs by always bottoming him. Its not fair. LOL
Another point I would make. I hate to claim to be an "authority" in some area, but because I have been active sexually for over 75 years, and during those years I have been ACTIVE. I would claim to have lots of dick experience. Just to admit openly, an old family secret, when I was a kid in High School, and then a college kid too, women would corner me and make me fuck them. I have to admit, I was damn hot 75 years ago, and had some nice things, but they were way more attracted to my family name then me. But none of this pussy ever did much for me. As soon as I would bust my nuts, my mind would immediately go to "how the hell can I get out of here and go find someone I ACTUALLY want to talk to! LOL But these experiences shouldn't detract from or color my LONG LONG experience with guy dicks. Not only have I HAD these experience, but I REMEMBER lots of them. LOTS.
One other thing I have to say about dick size is that it varies on the same guy, depending on exactly how HARD his dick is. The best example you can get on this is
Johnny Forza. (Who by comparison, only claims to have an 8 inch dick - Dudes! In the real world, 8 inches is a lot of fucking dick) But if you look at Johnny in some scenes, like "
Johnny Forza fucks
Adam Baer" or "Johnny and Lucas Bareback", when Johnny is ACTUALLY into the scene, his dick is a lot longer than it is during the scenes where we see the JFSFDS, as Stowe1 would call it, (
Johnny Forza semi-flaccid Dick Syndrome) his dick is actually shorter.
So, to give Rick somewhat of a break, I would say that I believe him to be a straight guy. I know people will want to hit me with sticks for thinking that ANYONE on
Broke Straight Boys is straight. LOL So, I'm thinking that his dick might have been harder and longer when they measured it for his BIO and he wasn't having sex with a GUY. LOL Even that's a bit of a stretch. I believe that a ROCK hard dick would BARELY even get him up to an 8 inches.
So with this analysis, painful as it is, I hope the "Rick" 9 inch Dick Myth is put to rest LOLOLOL