Relevant?

[baal]

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/study_children_exposed_to?utm_source=a-section

 

[Jayman01]

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/study_children_exposed_to?utm_source=a-section

Thanks Baal that was great... Wow, imagine sex that is actually enjoyable. How scarry!!! LOL

 

[denver0102]

Thanks Baal that was great... Wow, imagine sex that is actually enjoyable. How scarry!!! LOL

Sex....enjoyable!?!?....you're kidding!

 

[GreatLakes2]

The quality of their fake news can be just as good or better than The Daily Show or The Colbert Report.

"There is no love, only pain."

And yes, sadly this _is_ relevant. sigh

True story:
One of my vendors, a software company in the Valley, started sending out a company news letter to their customers about 8 years ago. They would include some 'fun fave links' and one was to a story on theonion.com, some nerdy humor item on the front page. They sent it out on a Tuesday night not realizing that theonion published on Wednesdays and their link was to the current issue, not the specific story. Instead of some geeky parody, customers were directed to this:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nations_porn_stars_demand_to_be
To this day, theonion is blocked at their firewall.

 

[Jayman01]

That is one of my all time fav's. I almost posted that one too. Thanks GL for posting it.

 

[tampa24]

Sex....enjoyable!?!?....you're kidding!

And to think I've always insisted on payment for sex. You mean I was supposed to be enjoying it?

 

[tampa24]

The quality of their fake news can be just as good or better than The Daily Show or The Colbert Report.

"There is no love, only pain."

And yes, sadly this _is_ relevant. sigh

True story:
One of my vendors, a software company in the Valley, started sending out a company news letter to their customers about 8 years ago. They would include some 'fun fave links' and one was to a story on theonion.com, some nerdy humor item on the front page. They sent it out on a Tuesday night not realizing that theonion published on Wednesdays and their link was to the current issue, not the specific story. Instead of some geeky parody, customers were directed to this:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nations_porn_stars_demand_to_be
To this day, theonion is blocked at their firewall.

OMG GL! ROTFLMFAO

I nearly fell out of my chair. That is a great story (and Onion article). I can only imagine the chaos that ensued when that link was posted courtesy of some wannabe reputable company. I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall at corporate headquarters! LOL Thanks for that GL.

 

[Markymark]

Sex....enjoyable!?!?....you're kidding!

You know, I was just telling Carl last nite, after my mom left, that "something is wrong. It's not supposed to be this much fun" and he said, "Nah, it's ok, it'll be over in a minute." He was right, as usual, but still, I don't know, it was...weird, ya know? I almost wanted to do "it" again! UGH!! (LMAO)

 

[baal]

And to think I've always insisted on payment for sex. You mean I was supposed to be enjoying it?

There are upsides to paying for it. It's like when you order a meal you get to specify exactly how it i served...

 

[Kodieboy]

Roflmao

 

[Jayman01]

There are upsides to paying for it. It's like when you order a meal you get to specify exactly how it i served...

And they are willing to give you a refund and return cupons for your next visit if you are not completely satisfied. LMAO

 

[GreatLakes2]

And they are willing to give you a refund and return coupons for your next visit if you are not completely satisfied. LMAO

Sure they are. Much like coke dealers. And mob hitmen. And casinos. And loan sharks. And USAirways.

 

[Jayman01]

Sure they are. Much like coke dealers. And mob hitmen. And casinos. And loan sharks. And USAirways.

LMAO, Thanks GL.

 

[baal]

Like I believe I'm the only one here who has paid for it...

 

[Kodieboy]

Well i know i havent yet, paid for sex i mean

but the old saying is never say never


.

 

[GreatLakes2]

Like I believe I'm the only one here who has paid for it...

We have all paid for it in some way. Sigh.

But as far as a pure cash transaction, I have not paid that way. Don't get me wrong, I see the advantages.

I also think that it a myth that the only guys who pay for it have no other choice. It is a practical solution to many problems, as long as the product you are buying is a willing participant. If you are buying some 8 year old in Thailand, then it is just plain wrong. But hey, if Matt Damon wants to turn a few tricks to help bankroll his next project, sign me up.

 

[Kodieboy]

In total agreement ... but come back to reality Matt Damon isnt going to do it for either of us ...... it aint gonna happen ....lmao.... SOB SOB

 

[Jayman01]

Well i know i havent yet, paid for sex i mean

but the old saying is never say never


.

I am with you... Some how it just seems to happen. I guess the angels feel I deserve a good lay every now and again and they send me some one to entertain for the evening. I am just glad it happens that way... I do think that we all pay for it in some way. Sometimes, a month or two later that guys shows up and needs a place to stay for a few days or he needs some money for a bus ticket or something. I guess I don't look at those things as paying for sex as much as I do helping a friend out. I think after they get to know me they figure out I kind of let the Universe take care of me. So, I never have large sums of money to lend or give on hand. I just usually follow what my grandfather told me about women and it seems to work the same way for men too. He told me if you go out looking for sex you almost never find it or if you do you usually get more than you bargained for. So, I just enjoy life and people. Then one day, poof, out of the clear blue somebody shows up shows an interest and wants to get laid or at least mess around a time or two. I have been tempted a time or two to go pay for it. So, I guess that is why I joined the Forum lots of sex and I get to meet great people and I have no long term commitments. So, I pay for that. I guess I can't say that don't pay for sex. LOL I love all my friends I have met on here so I am committed to staying in contact with you guys and gals.

 

[Kodieboy]

I do agree with what your grandfather told you ... And i like the saying about being careful what you wish for ...you just might get it


So you better really want it