What a tantalizing prospect! Who will be fortunate enough to benefit from the creamy contents of this bundle of joy. For too long now, Cum has been treated as some disregarded agricultural or manufacturing by product only worthy of being wiped off with an ordinary paper towel. I think this is tantamount to being sacrilegious. In this age of industrialization and mass production, the advent of Sperm Banks has enabled an increasingly "So What" attitude from the general public and it has carried over to porn sites as well.
Nothing could be further from the truth. Cum is the consequence of focused tapping on the "Fountain of Youth" in a ballsy musk-scented paradise, until you simply can't take it anymore! It is not the equivalent of some chemical mix "soft-drink" you can tap until your heart's content at any self-serve bar. Cum is by its very design essentially a limited production vintage, it should be sniffed first for its fresh bouquet and should be slowly sipped, as opposed to being poured in massive amounts down a cold funnel like at some typical fraternity bash. Cum is not for the faint of heart as we all know Viagra is really intended for young guys before their heart condition sets in and spontaneous boners are still readily achieved with no fuss and hands-free.
We all have read accounts that drinking cum helps with your complection and is its own "double pleasure" to have the satisfaction of knowing that someone else's valued DNA is swimming around deep inside our being with no egg to attack. And besides, in this age of ecological enlightenment, think of all of the countless trees spared from a future as a less than glowing future as the basis for Kleenex or Bounty products. I can't imagine how many trees I have indirectly cleared off the face of the earth for the sake of wiping a little personal drainage that could have just as easily been absorbed in my underwear or the bed sheets, etc.. And besides, shouldn't these two items have a little wear on their surface before we pre-emptively throw them in the washer nonchalantly to be "cleaned". What about their character and that unique blend of cum with textiles that has that starchy feel! There is something to be said in favor of keeping some of the environmental character they have take on over the course of time! I have to ask..."Cleaned of what"? If you are a compulsive user of Kleenex to wipe away ever single creamy drop of your DNA, what, then, is your lasting legacy on the world as we know it? Do we ALL want to live in a world denuded of all peccadiloes (Def: Little sins) and momentary urges that make life worth living? "Is this the epitaph you want inscribed on your tombstone for all eternity to read? I think NOT!"
Sincerely,
Stimpy
My hope was to stop people from taking cum for granted. All I know is that I appreciate every drop of cum I produce or have the fortune to have blasted down the back of my mouth.
I firmly believe in the concept of..."Waste not, want not!" I especially appreciate anyone that can decidedly propel a thick, powerful load into the farthest reaches of the back of my mouth. In all candor, this simply makes me feel loved!
