Late spring cleaning......

[thejudge]

It's that time of year. And we could use some of that elbow grease here at Broke Straight Boys.And all good cleaning efforts need three piles to form.

Keep:
Benjamin : Big Hot Vers Boy!
Zach: Hot Ass Bottom
Tyler: Girly but Big Dick & can really take it in the Kiester.
Ryan: Man can he take some Sausage.
Tanner: Cute Boy. Big Dick, Hot Fatty Ass , Takes cock like a champ

Lose:
Junior: aim not into Zombie Movies.
Chris: Vanilla
Jesse: Oddly Unappealing . And a tad insinsere

On The Fence
Tim: Verdicts stick out
Levi: Like him. A bit wooden. Waiting for the Bottoming scene to make the final call
Brandon: Cute as a Button. Great Body & Dick. And a HOT ASS! More aggressive Bottoming & I'm in
Jason: Love him but he never lets Top get ALL the way in that sweet Hole. And hasn't let him self be pounds yet. If he just lets go or the reins he could be a Bottming Superstar! Don't ever TOP again . Disastersville
Gage Owens: Hot Boy . Big Fucking Dick, Hot Ass & Hole( Needs to learn to arch. A whole lotta "Cat Back" going on). A bit Girly for my tastes . Overexposed & a little too" Professional". Doesn't seem Organic.
Zeno Kostas: J'adore! Fantastic Body, Dick & Ass! Hard Worker. But like Gage Owens a bit too"'Slick". & "'Studied".

Thoughts.....

 

[mikeyank]

I'll play!

On your "keep" list,

I agree with four out of your five, Ben, Zach, Tyler & Tanner. Was never a fan of Ryan.

On "lose",

I never got into Chris, Jesse was a big disappointment for me too. When I first saw him, I thought he was my type, but I changed my mind. I'm not done with Junior yet. I think he's hot!

"on the fence",

I am totally into Brandon, Jason and Gage Owens. I'm not into seeing any more of Tim, Levi and Zeno Kostas.

 

[thejudge]

I just couldn't get into Jesse. And where is that accent from? Couldn't place it & it's been driving me to distraction

 

[thejudge]

Mike I'm surprised you're still hoping for Junior. I don't think he wants to be here.

 

[mikeyank]

I just couldn't get into Jesse. And where is that accent from? Couldn't place it & it's been driving me to distraction

He told us in his BTS that he's from Chicago, but his family is from Cuba.

http://members.brokestraightboys.com/play/MTUyMQ==/getting-to-know-jesse-avalon

 

[mikeyank]

Mike I'm surprised you're still hoping for Junior. I don't think he wants to be here.

I have a thing for cute young Puerto Rican and Dominican looking guys. I had many who used to work for me at my old job and Junior looks like a kid who used to work for me, who I always wanted to see naked and get my lips around his "pinga"? Is that the word? But anyway I still like looking at Junior and dreaming about my former worker!

 

[thejudge]

Oh! I couldn't pick that out. And Ai have quite a few Cuban friends. I love Juniors look! He's just so removed & leaden. Everyone's ragging on atom but at least he TRIED. I was really hoping for Junior.

 

[ScottA]

I have a thing for cute young Puerto Rican and Dominican looking guys. I had many who used to work for me at my old job and Junior looks like a kid who used to work for me, who I always wanted to see naked and get my lips around his "pinga"? Is that the word? But anyway I still like looking at Junior and dreaming about my former worker!

Then for your birthday good sir I shall create for you a new cocktail which I shall call the "pinga colada" made with rum and pineapple juice and coconut and a shot of pinga juice, all delicately stirred with the finest pinga available! Drink up! Enjoy!

 

[thejudge]

Scott ..... What's your Keep, Stay, Fence line up?

 

[mikeyank]

Then for your birthday good sir I shall create for you a new cocktail which I shall call the "pinga colada" made with rum and pineapple juice and coconut and a shot of pinga juice, all delicately stirred with the finest pinga available! Drink up! Enjoy!

That sounds like a yummy "cock" tail my friend! Now I know why it looks so white, it's the "secret sauce". lolololol

 

[stowe1]

It's that time of year. And we could use some of that elbow grease here at Broke Straight Boys.And all good cleaning efforts need three piles to form.

Keep:
Benjamin : Big Hot Vers Boy!
Zach: Hot Ass Bottom
Tyler: Girly but Big Dick & can really take it in the Kiester.
Ryan: Man can he take some Sausage.
Tanner: Cute Boy. Big Dick, Hot Fatty Ass , Takes cock like a champ

Lose:
Junior: aim not into Zombie Movies.
Chris: Vanilla
Jesse: Oddly Unappealing . And a tad insinsere

On The Fence
Tim: Verdicts stick out
Levi: Like him. A bit wooden. Waiting for the Bottoming scene to make the final call
Brandon: Cute as a Button. Great Body & Dick. And a HOT ASS! More aggressive Bottoming & I'm in
Jason: Love him but he never lets Top get ALL the way in that sweet Hole. And hasn't let him self be pounds yet. If he just lets go or the reins he could be a Bottming Superstar! Don't ever TOP again . Disastersville
Gage Owens: Hot Boy . Big Fucking Dick, Hot Ass & Hole( Needs to learn to arch. A whole lotta "Cat Back" going on). A bit Girly for my tastes . Overexposed & a little too" Professional". Doesn't seem Organic.
Zeno Kostas: J'adore! Fantastic Body, Dick & Ass! Hard Worker. But like Gage Owens a bit too"'Slick". & "'Studied".

Thoughts.....

I usually don't participate in these things, but it's mikey's birthday, so why the hell not!!!

Surprisingly, judge, I find myself in agreement with your keep list. However, I would transfer from your fence list to my keep list Gage Owens, Brandon, and Zeno Kostas.

I also find myself in agreement with your lose list. But I would transfer from the fence list to my lose list - Tim.

So that leaves on my fence list - Levi, and Jason.

 

[thejudge]

Hmmmmmmmm

 

[ScottA]

Scott ..... What's your Keep, Stay, Fence line up?

Yeah, I wasn't ignoring this, I've been thinking about it as I didn't want to make any knee-jerk choices, but I guess mine is:

Keep:
1. & 2. Kaden Alexander & Kyle Porter (loves me my twins! I know I'm one of the lone voices in the wilderness when it comes to twin-loving, but what can I say, I have a thing for sort of plain and simple down-home country boys!)
3. Jesse Avalon (hated him at first, be he really grew on me and now I love his scenes)
4. Brandon Evans (with the caveat that he let his chest hair grow back!)
5. Benjamin Dover (I think he proved himself with that historic and unanimously-loved scene with Zach!)

Lose:
1. Ryan Fields (one of my least favorite Broke Straight Boys boys of all time and the last one I wanted to see return!)
2. Chris Taylor (does nothing for me and his mention of his alleged multiple girls just bugs me as it seems so... fake...?)
3. Tim Hanes (I'm really sorry about this one as I truly had high hopes for him, but watching the grass grow is more erotic and fun!)
4. Danny Cannon (although he just "retired" so I'm pulling an easy one there, but he was far too fey for my taste and his "oh, fuck!" sex mantra was as annoying as Levi's "oh yeah"!!!)
5. Tyler Griffin (too fey for my taste, and just something about him that turns me off)

On the Fence:
1. Levi (think he's very sexy and seems very sweet, but for the LOVE OF GOD someone get him to knock off that mind-numbingly annoying, robotic and passionless "oh yeah"! I'm BEGGING! He quits doing that and he's safe!)
2. Zach Covington (I really disliked him at first, but he was an all-star with Benjamin, and tried his darndest with Tim, so he gets a stay of execution, but he needs to firm up just a little bit and do something with his 1950s Howdy Doody hairstyle and not look so much like a little pink doughboy!)
3. Junior Fernandez (I really like Junior, but he needs to loosen up and bring some of the excitement and spark from his live web cam shows to his videos)
4. Gage Owens (I know there is much Gage Owens love here, and I don't DISlike him, but he falls into that too fey category for my personal taste)
5. Zeno Kostas (he's had a good, long run, but I have never been a fan, although I have a really deep respect for him since he works so hard to make good scenes, as well as his real-life career. He's another one I'd like better if he grew his chest hair back out, but then I hate the plucked chicken look, so again that's just my personal taste)

 

[thejudge]

You're Funny!!!!!!!!

 

[thejudge]

I don't agree with everything but Im LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Buckeye1]

I hate spring cleaning...in fact I hate cleaning period. The hoarding instinct in me just can't force me to throw away anything, especially BOYS!!! Sounds almost sacrilegious. Just because one of our dear ones has not been used for some time, discard him and you will need him the next day. That's a fact Jack!!!

So I will take all of our boys and place them in the "Keep" column. Remember, the bigger the model pool, the less we have to hear about "overuse".

I'd do any of them!!!!

 

[ScottA]

I don't agree with everything but Im LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks. I'm glad I can both inform AND entertain. LOL! Its my dry, snarky humor that usually gets me into trouble online since there's no vocal inflection or facial features to indicate that I'm joking instead of just being an asshole!

 

[StudddAndy]

I'm with Buckeye1. I have a porn-hoarding instinct born out of the extreme porn-poverty of my youth. The closest thing to print porn was hot guys in the Sears Roebuck catalog or HOT fuckers in the Bible. I'm just saying, if you ever jacked off to hot Bible stories, your dick KNOWS poverty. Paul and Silas broke up the most beautiful missionary relationship in the history of Christianity over who was going to get to fuck Silas' nephew Timothy. IF you've ever ONCE jacked off thinking how hot Timothy must have been, you shouldn't EVER throw out ANY porn.

I love to read the Message Board. It is so fucking creative and I take the names, even names off the "Lose" list and go back and pull up the scenes and jack off to them and right up to the time I bust, I can't remember whether the name came off the "Keep" or the "Lose" list. As I approach the century mark, almost any Broke Straight Boys guy reminds me of someone I've wanted to fuck at sometime in my life. I can't tell you how many hot fucking guys that styled himself out with a "Zack Covington" hair style and with a pretty white dick I've wanted to fuck with THAT hairstyle. Poverty has strengthened my porn-hoarding instinct, and I never lecture my dick about excesses or taste. I just let the fucker go wild because it feels so good.

The most frequent comment that people make to me in public forums when my age comes up, is "You don't look near that old." I am reluctant to say that the secret to youth is to just keep jacking off to good porn. Its a fountain of youth! Amen! [I'll be 87 on my next birthday, but I really don't look over 86]

Broke Straight Boys is great, especially the Membership Chat Forum.

 

[johnny]

I'm with Buckeye1. I have a porn-hoarding instinct born out of the extreme porn-poverty of my youth. The closest thing to print porn was hot guys in the Sears Roebuck catalog or HOT fuckers in the Bible. I'm just saying, if you ever jacked off to hot Bible stories, your dick KNOWS poverty. Paul and Silas broke up the most beautiful missionary relationship in the history of Christianity over who was going to get to fuck Silas' nephew Timothy. IF you've ever ONCE jacked off thinking how hot Timothy must have been, you shouldn't EVER throw out ANY porn.

I love to read the Message Board. It is so fucking creative and I take the names, even names off the "Lose" list and go back and pull up the scenes and jack off to them and right up to the time I bust, I can't remember whether the name came off the "Keep" or the "Lose" list. As I approach the century mark, almost any Broke Straight Boys guy reminds me of someone I've wanted to fuck at sometime in my life. I can't tell you how many hot fucking guys that styled himself out with a "Zack Covington" hair style and with a pretty white dick I've wanted to fuck with THAT hairstyle. Poverty has strengthened my porn-hoarding instinct, and I never lecture my dick about excesses or taste. I just let the fucker go wild because it feels so good.

The most frequent comment that people make to me in public forums when my age comes up, is "You don't look near that old." I am reluctant to say that the secret to youth is to just keep jacking off to good porn. Its a fountain of youth! Amen! [I'll be 87 on my next birthday, but I really don't look over 86]

Broke Straight Boys is great, especially the Membership Chat Forum.

Dear StuddAndy
I am having a terrible time with ageing.Hate it. But You give me hope. I Love your up attitude.You sound like a very sweet man..
So thanks for the advice. I am going to jack off more. So thank You and keep Jacking off.lol
Fondly.. Much Love and Respect....Johnny...

 

[funbilly]

I would love to see Ronan Kennedy come back.