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In 1934, one could get tingling bouyancy for 5 cents

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I can't get "tingling bouyancy" for under $100 today.
 
The theme of this thread is "tingling bouyancy." I will post items that tingle my bouyancy. It was OK in 1934. The popular culture may have changed. Is this OK, Scorpio? By the way, do like Coke?
 
Tim, I have absolutely no clue what "tingling buoyancy" means.

Tingling... balls, I've got an inkling on the tingling.

buo-yan-cy... three syllables... sounds as be-yon-ce...

The pause that keeps you going with tingling buoyancy! $100...

Has it anything to do with how one feels in the company of a skilled prostitute?
 
What it means is that in 1934 people still enjoyed using language. The pause that refreshes is more to the point, of course. That is Coke, isn't it? But a tingling bouyancy, WOW! Who could resist that? Being stimulated and lifted at the same time. Wait a minute, am I still talking about soda pop?
 
Larkster can you get "tingling bouyancy" soda pop for under $100 today? Fancy a buoyancy with this guy? ($100)
 

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If you are looking for a Tingling Bouyancy keep your nickel and try...

Dear Tingling Bouyancy fans,:par50:

May I suggest yet another low cost alternative that seems fully intergrated in Today's work ethic, to be guaranteed to tingle the right amount of Bou-Yancy inside you, if "Bou-Yancy" is what your call your bladder. Regardless of gender, there is only a certain amount of tingling before your Bou- Yancy gets "really pissed off", if you are so fortunate to have a "diuretic" waiting for you in your medication regime. If it is no where to be found, just wait a few years and your diuretic will "come a callin" to tickle your innards too, maybe at times even a little more than requested or desireable. Then, under its magical spell, you become "totally at it's mercy" and your whole life now revolves around where the next "comfort station" can be found to really let it go and go...You begin to wonder when and if all of this added bathroom activity also qualifies you for a frequent flyer discount, or some such, as just compensation for all the added inconvenience.

Then, when you watch such movie comedy-classics as Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life", such timeless expressions as "Piss Off":piss2: will have an even greater meaning to it than ever before. As you guys will soon forget that your pisser had another more pleasant purpose with which it was formerly almost totally preoccupied.:wackit: Such are the cruelties of life, a mere "Tingling Bou-Yancy" of yesteryear now has grown into a haunting presence.!


Sincerely tingling,:inbottle:


Stimpy
 
Robert,
What the fuck is SiSi? And why are they attacking a maybe drunk Santa? And yes beer makes you pee more than coffee as one gets older. When I drink beer, I just stay in the bathroom; it cuts down on the trips. However, I think I used a semicolon properly in the previous sentence.
 
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This is a Coke Ad from 1950. It looks like Santa had a couple of shots of Jack Daniels. Our American Santa is very much Dutch; am I correct in that thinking.
 
Stimpy,

You writing is wonderful. However, do something nice for Christmas. I will post a car ad that you can't get right. You do know your cars!
 
I'm more of a Sissi boy

Hi Tim,

Sisi is an orange lemonade, like Fanta... but only the commercial of Sisi had this hot handsome boy driving around in his Sisi truck.

Yes, Santa Claus is an Americanized Sinterklaas... that the Dutch immigrants brought to the wild west.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSHr4ubuD64
 
Lady Christmas tree

After the tingling hunk tinkles his bell... take that Sissy!

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This baseball player is getting some old fashioned tingling bouyancy for 5 cents. What a deal! Spell check says bouyancy is not a word.
 
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