Imagine: Febreeze ad of Mom helping son "clean" room for visitors were gay

[caribou]

Mom: Ah Jeremy your room smells horrible and you have guests coming over.

Jeremy: Mom what do you mean my room smells?

Mom: Well use from Febreeze to get the locker room smell out so you can impress the study group girls.

Jeremy: Moyom..get a clue, pleeeeze! The study group is only Mikey and Blaise.

Mom: Well still I bet their rooms don't smell so I'll get the Febreeze for you while you tidy up a bit.

Jeremy: Ok Mom let's get this straight: Point one is Mikey Blaise and me are fuckbuddies and Point two is that I have not washed my nutsack in four days nor changed my undies or used deodorant because Mikey worships my cock and when he licks my ballsweat off he squeals with joy and Blaise grunt-rims me and sniffs while licking my underarms then he fucks me hard and I moan like a bitch because I know my ass is his. Febreeze won't help a bit but some of your fudge brownies and some milk will.

Mom: Oh my I stand corrected and I will get you some towels and and the snacks. Thanks for being honest. Btw, record it for me to watch your technique later...I was a young slut too once. Hun, do you need some lube or only natural spit or yogurt?

Jeremy: Gee willikers Mom you so cray-cray. Thanks....and some drinkable yogurt.

 

[peterh6308]

hahahahahaha!!! funny shit dude...

 

[Buckeye1]

A very good and entertaining post. lololol

 

[lpdude86]

funny

Did anyone besides me notice that when the commercial originally aired Jeremy/Joshua was named Carl? I have seen the commercial in a couple of states and it seems that they have used different names for the young man maybe based on demographics.

My mom would have never freshened my room up for me if I was a having a girl over to study, she would have been pacing back and forth making sure the door was not shut. If she only knew.

However when my guy friends came over to study or play video games she would go shopping etc. If she only knew. If only I would have had the guts back then to do what I really wanted to do and it wasn't playing video games

 

[Buckeye1]

funny

Did anyone besides me notice that when the commercial originally aired Jeremy/Joshua was named Carl? I have seen the commercial in a couple of states and it seems that they have used different names for the young man maybe based on demographics.

My mom would have never freshened my room up for me if I was a having a girl over to study, she would have been pacing back and forth making sure the door was not shut. If she only knew.

However when my guy friends came over to study or play video games she would go shopping etc. If she only knew. If only I would have had the guts back then to do what I really wanted to do and it wasn't playing video games

An equally good post. We are blessed with some imaginative writers on this forum. Great reading. Thanks.

 

[Frontier]

A very good laugh I did have.