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Furniture and New Set Decorations

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Since the new Lucas scene started a debate on the new red couch and the garage door as well as in other scenes people comment about decorations and things I thought instead of taking away from one thread or having 2 separate issues being discussed I'd start a new one.

OK what a bunch of fags we are commenting on the scenery and the decorating. LOL OH that sofa is fabulous but it would look better in a different color or how about some drapes to cover up the tracks. Imagining arms up in the air and hands flying all over the place pointing. LOL

At first I thought the garage door might have been some kind of modern artwork until I saw the tracks. I'm not laughing at anyone I'm laughing with you hopefully. I do like the idea of some curtains or fabric covering up the tracks. When I saw the sofa I liked the color it goes much better with skin tones than green. Green is the worst color for skin tones it can make you look sickly. I often thought in the old BSB1 one scenes someone had a hard on for green because it was so common and a terrible background color. I would think duh you can get a color analysis at the mall for free and they will tell you green is not a friendly color for most people.

The second thought I had about the couch is those deep pleats and OMG how grody is it going to get between those tufts what with body fluids and lube going everywhere? Then I thought who does the clean up of this place and are they good at their job, do they get in all the creases do they use a sanitizer? I kind of like the leather look but is it going to get sticky after time and make that horrible sound when guys move around on it because the wrong cleaning products have been used on it? I couldn't help but think that couch should have a slipcover over it for easy cleaning.

Do you think straight guys have these thoughts when they're watching porn? I'm guessing most of them don't give a crap about the surroundings or even notice them. I do think it's kind of cute that a bunch of us do notice those things, I wonder if that is in the mind of the people who buy the furniture and accessories for the sets?
 
Like I said on another post this morning, I didn't even notice it was a garage door! I usually notice stuff like that but I was too busy concentrating on that well lubed cock and those well shaped balls and trying to picture this guy's (Lucas) fantasy of fucking his friends mother. Sure hope his girlfriend isn't a member! LOL

I know that they have these faux leather numbers so they can be easily wiped down. It would give me the hebbie jeebies to sit on that kind of material with my bare butt or to have sex on one. But I guess it is practical for the amount of fluids, human and otherwise, that have to be shot on it and then wiped off. I think I liked the old black one's style better than the red, although red is my favorite color.
I have a real leather couch and when we lay on it to watch TV we cover it with fleece blankets. So much cozier and no heebee jeebie factor.

I might be wrong, but I think most men, once their cocks are engaged, gay or straight, don't give a damn where it's happening. Otherwise how can you explain tea rooms, glory holes, Jon's fun in the storage container (or whatever it was) last week, etc. The nice thing for guys is you can stand up and do your thing, even if the environment is filthy! But, like you, I prefer a more pristine environment.

I look forward to whatever amusing comments follow you here on this thread.
 
Jon's fun in the storage container (or whatever it was) last week, etc.

Jeez Mrs V have you gone through all the threads ? Yes the storage container was quite an event. Good, scary (in case anyone came by) and very exciting and filling. It was a converted storage container into a burger cafe so there was quite a bit of filling that day..
 
Jeez Mrs V have you gone through all the threads ? Yes the storage container was quite an event. Good, scary (in case anyone came by) and very exciting and filling. It was a converted storage container into a burger cafe so there was quite a bit of filling that day..

Jon- Were you standing up (tee hee).
 
I was shocked at the horror of the interior decor chez Lucas.

Does anyone think that's an improvement?

Dear Mrs Valentine, clearly not all fags care about what
the room looks like; I presume the interior decoration
team at Broke Straight Boys is 100% fag-boi---or do you think they
asked Chad to do the job. That might explain it.

It's distractingly ugly.

Progress ain't all it's cracked up to be--yet again.

TG
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I also thought about a cheaper alternative to some kind of tarp, like adding draperies around the top and sides of the garage door. Treating the door like a large window, so to speak and covering the tracks. Somebody more knowledgeable than I would have to pick out colors and material. I never got that gay interior decorating gene. Nor did I get the gay fashion clothing gene. I feel so deprived! LOL
 
Tampa that's what happens when you don't play with Barbies when you're a kid.
 
Surely beats the older sets!

I also thought about a cheaper alternative to some kind of tarp, like adding draperies around the top and sides of the garage door. Treating the door like a large window, so to speak and covering the tracks. Somebody more knowledgeable than I would have to pick out colors and material. I never got that gay interior decorating gene. Nor did I get the gay fashion clothing gene. I feel so deprived! LOL

Dear Tampa,

Didn't you learn in Interior Decorating-3 class that RED is too overwhelming unless it is toned down with other garage finds like Speed Limit OR Danger: Wildlife Crossing Ahead signs. Also, a Battery charger, a case or two of motor oil and a gallon of anti-freeze(needed for proper lubrication in all types of weather), a multi-purpose Fire-Extinguisher mounted prominently on the wall above the couch in easy reach, an air-compressor used mostly for its rythmic sound to keep the action on the set at a good pace, and a tool box for all those rarely used but none-the-less essental tools your momma forgot to tell you about.

With a few added details, this converted garage theme could be the trend setter it has every right to be in the porn business! This could be the Broke Straight Boys equivalent of the TV-series "Tool Time":monkeyfuck: with dirty "shop cloths" coated with the bodily drippings of both newbie(s) and seasoned-old-hands:masterbate: alike.:pornshoot:


Sincerely,:haha:

Stimpy :angeldevil:
 
Absolutely standing with one foot holding the door closed as there was no lock...

I would have gladly paid to watch this operation, Jon. Way hotter than anything I've seen here so far! I bet you are a hunk. Admit it. Young, handsome and hung.
 
I actually like the black and red door slats. I'm just not crazy about knowing that it's a garage door. :) lol
 
We are going for more of an industrial look and yes red is horrible to use but red is the color used in our logo which is known across the world as well as black. So changing the logo isn't the greatest idea so we had to go with it and embrace the red if you will lol.

I thought it was cool and modern and I liked it!
 
Why not bring in a woman's hand Sha... it's amazing how they can change any room into a homey place. : -)
 
Rrhill, I must challenge you on this sexist assumption.

I believe many gay men have the same ability. (May
I offer myself as an example?)

Certainly, straight men don't; no argument there.

TG
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