Dearest Little Santa's Helper,
YO-HO-HO TO YOU TOO! iT SEEMS THAT YOU INDEED HAVE A EARLY CASE OF
CHRISTMAS LIGHTS FEVER,
A REALLY BAD, BAD CASE TOO!
ITS BAD ENOUGH FOR THOSE ELECTRIC BILL TO GO RIGHT THROUGH THE ROOF, LEAVING A BIG AND INVITING HOLE IN THE ROOF FOR SANTA TO SQUEEZE INTO AND INVITE SANTA TO ENJOY HIS TRADITIONAL X-MAS DINNER OF COOKIES AND MILK(SKIM MILK PLEASE - GOT TO WATCH THE WAISTLINE YOU KNOW)!
ACTUALLY, I FIND IT ALL IN KEEPING WITH YOU BLAKE! MY COMPLEMENTS ON YOUR GOOD TASTE!
BLAKE, I'M HOPING YOU HAVE BEEN A REAL GOOD BOY THIS YEAR!
Sincerely,
Stimpy
WOW! "Blake Bling for the Holidays" Time for you to produce the College Dudes set with complete instructions on how middle america can.......
"Bling up the Holidays". (...and if you call right now, we'll double your order, just pay the extra shipping & handling. Don't wait, operators are standing by. Don't forget to mention the special deal code, "Broke Straight Boys II", to receive expedited shipping. Call now!")
Amazing Blake, just amazing. Thanks for sharing!
WOW!!!! How long did it take you to do that?
OH, you know i havent.