praise3473
Active Member
- Joined
- Jul 15, 2009
- Posts
- 45
- Reaction score
- 0
What up peeps? It's that PRAISE again. I promised you a new thread, and just like the United States Postal Service, I'm here to deliver. Holler if you here me!
I did survive Halloween, but not without a few scrapes and bruises. I dressed up like Cyndi Lauper, and went door to door singing "Girls Just Want to Have Fun." It seemed like a good idea on paper.... They arrested me for disturbing the peace. I spent seven hours in jail fighting for my viginity. It was awful. They penned me to ground, and were about to deflower me .... and then in an act of desperation .... I started singing show tunes at the top of my lungs. They actually liked it, and a few of them joined in. By the time it was all said and done, we had reinacted scenes from Cats, The Sound of Music, and Fiddler on the Cock. Those voice lessons mama made me take paid off after all....Not true! None of that happened.... at least not at Halloween.
As quiet as it's kept, i've been rummaging through the Broke Straight Boys vault and finding old scenes with memorable moments. Every day this week we'll be taking a stroll down memory lane, talking about things that make you go Hmmm, things that make you go hard, and things that make you go "HEll, No! I can't believe I just sat here and watched that shit ."
#1 -First up is a scene that most of you are familiar with.
It's Jaime and Aiden from May 20, 2006. There's a reason this scene is so popular even after so many years. Jaime is bronze, but that boy Aiden is pure gold. Dat cock, dem balls, those feets. Sex on legs, he is, I tell ya.
Aiden is the total package - personality, body, cock. You name it, he got it. The boy is bad, and when I say bad, I mean good. Really good. Damn good! I just want to take a picture of that cock, enlarge it, frame it, and put it in my living room. Friends would come over and say, "PRAISE, did you know you got a dick hanging over your fireplace?" My response, Hush your mouth, and take your shoes off. You're standing on holy ground. That's what I would say.
When I saw that dick, and found out they'd be fucking, I was like that's crazy ass hell. There's no way I personally would ever take on a monstrosity like that. I applaud Jaime for doing the insane. He's a tougher son a gun than i'll ever be. But don't get it twisted. I got skillz. Now I an suck a
watermelon through a garden hose, but I'm not taking a dick the size of a small country up my ace. It's not that kind of party. You could offer me $5,000, a slightly used Hummer, and a lifetime supply off Hung Like Bull magazine, and I would still say hell to the no. Come on somebody. You see the girth on that thing? I'd play with it til the second coming of the sweet baby jebus, but i sure as puddin' wouldn't sit on it.
Moving on.... This scene provides awesome close ups, and some very humorous moments. There's not just one part that sticks out over the others. The whole thing is top notch. The bar is set so high in this scene that it's really hard for others to match it, or beat it. No pun intended.
#2 -Tyler and Austin from April 5th 2008
The chemistry between the two is unmistakable. I think Austin is tanned, toned, and too hot to handle. And Tyler is in a league of his own.
I'm not one to usually get hot and bothered over a scene, but this one actually fogged up my glasses. The hottest moment by far is when Tyler is flat on his back with Austin's cock in his mouth. Austin is moving those hips back and forth, and Tyler is devouring that cock like a homeless man with a Christmas ham. Even after Ausin cums, Tyler is quick to regain possession of that cock and continues sucking as if his life depended on it. There was no bashfulness or reluctance whatsoever. Tyler was in it to win it. He was starving for that dick, as he stroked himself to completion.
That's all for now. See you tomorrow.
Remember... keep it clean, then get it dirty!
Fresh Face, Fresh Voice....PRAISE!
I did survive Halloween, but not without a few scrapes and bruises. I dressed up like Cyndi Lauper, and went door to door singing "Girls Just Want to Have Fun." It seemed like a good idea on paper.... They arrested me for disturbing the peace. I spent seven hours in jail fighting for my viginity. It was awful. They penned me to ground, and were about to deflower me .... and then in an act of desperation .... I started singing show tunes at the top of my lungs. They actually liked it, and a few of them joined in. By the time it was all said and done, we had reinacted scenes from Cats, The Sound of Music, and Fiddler on the Cock. Those voice lessons mama made me take paid off after all....Not true! None of that happened.... at least not at Halloween.
As quiet as it's kept, i've been rummaging through the Broke Straight Boys vault and finding old scenes with memorable moments. Every day this week we'll be taking a stroll down memory lane, talking about things that make you go Hmmm, things that make you go hard, and things that make you go "HEll, No! I can't believe I just sat here and watched that shit ."
#1 -First up is a scene that most of you are familiar with.
It's Jaime and Aiden from May 20, 2006. There's a reason this scene is so popular even after so many years. Jaime is bronze, but that boy Aiden is pure gold. Dat cock, dem balls, those feets. Sex on legs, he is, I tell ya.
Aiden is the total package - personality, body, cock. You name it, he got it. The boy is bad, and when I say bad, I mean good. Really good. Damn good! I just want to take a picture of that cock, enlarge it, frame it, and put it in my living room. Friends would come over and say, "PRAISE, did you know you got a dick hanging over your fireplace?" My response, Hush your mouth, and take your shoes off. You're standing on holy ground. That's what I would say.
When I saw that dick, and found out they'd be fucking, I was like that's crazy ass hell. There's no way I personally would ever take on a monstrosity like that. I applaud Jaime for doing the insane. He's a tougher son a gun than i'll ever be. But don't get it twisted. I got skillz. Now I an suck a
watermelon through a garden hose, but I'm not taking a dick the size of a small country up my ace. It's not that kind of party. You could offer me $5,000, a slightly used Hummer, and a lifetime supply off Hung Like Bull magazine, and I would still say hell to the no. Come on somebody. You see the girth on that thing? I'd play with it til the second coming of the sweet baby jebus, but i sure as puddin' wouldn't sit on it.
Moving on.... This scene provides awesome close ups, and some very humorous moments. There's not just one part that sticks out over the others. The whole thing is top notch. The bar is set so high in this scene that it's really hard for others to match it, or beat it. No pun intended.
#2 -Tyler and Austin from April 5th 2008
The chemistry between the two is unmistakable. I think Austin is tanned, toned, and too hot to handle. And Tyler is in a league of his own.
I'm not one to usually get hot and bothered over a scene, but this one actually fogged up my glasses. The hottest moment by far is when Tyler is flat on his back with Austin's cock in his mouth. Austin is moving those hips back and forth, and Tyler is devouring that cock like a homeless man with a Christmas ham. Even after Ausin cums, Tyler is quick to regain possession of that cock and continues sucking as if his life depended on it. There was no bashfulness or reluctance whatsoever. Tyler was in it to win it. He was starving for that dick, as he stroked himself to completion.
That's all for now. See you tomorrow.
Remember... keep it clean, then get it dirty!
Fresh Face, Fresh Voice....PRAISE!