It's great having the veteran performers back. I love it. Can you believe Mikey's luck? A gay boy amid all the straight ones. Now that's the dream of many of us. Enjoy every moment, Mikey, with both veterans and newbies. You're like the fox in the hen house! Thanks
Broke Straight Boys for mixing the vets with the new guys. I'm a happy member!
Coach. You are so totally right. In the world of gay pornography, I'm some version of "The Divine Right of Kings to Rule". I think a guy that has a dick like Mikey has, has a hot face like Mikey has, has great hair like Mikey does, has an ass like Mikey has. This guy's a KING and he gets to rule! Just Mikey's dick alone ENTITLES him to all the straight guys he ever wants for whatever sex application he chooses for their hot bodies. That's why I always object to Mikey ever getting fucked. YOU CAN'T Fuck a KING. Its just wrong, wrong, wrong!
Well, maybe not wrong EVERY time. I mean, there's DAKOTA. He's not exactly a King, but he's damn sure of Royal Blood. So I can handle him fucking Mikey. The question of who gets to fuck Mikey ought to be approached like they did when they started looking for a proper husband for Princess Elizabeth, who later ascended to the throne as Queen. I was in High School when this was happening, and those bastages scoured all of the people with royal blood in Europe at the time, which was quite a few people. They found this hot fucking Prince Phillip of Royal Blood out of some de-throned king down in Greece and his grandfather was a ruling monarch in Denmark.
This guy was fucking hot. In my day, I investigated this by going to both Denmark and Greece. I have sucked so many dicks in those countries, and I'm pretty sure Prince Phillip has a dick and body that would live up to Dakota's standards.
I'd love to have seen that not fucking Prince Phillip on
Broke Straight Boys, in his day. You should have SEEN the way he looked in LOOK Magazine. 1947. Oh GAWD!
So in Pornographic terms, Dakota is kind of like going to Greece and finding a really hot Prince. OK? Because of his Pornographic Royal Blood, we can let this guy fuck Mikey. He's hot enough and he's Royal enough. Even Mikey knows that's alright.
But that doesn't mean you can let John Fucking Henry, haul out his dick and start fucking Mikey.
John Henry is a fine performer. I like the guy. But he simply doesn't not have the ROYAL Credentials it takes to fuck a King like Mikey.
Of course, I understand. I am from the age when Kings ruled, and we now have this concept that commoners can be brought right into the Royal Family. Well, I guess they can do that, but people like me have a hard time accepting. I'm still stuck in the age when KINGS like Mikey get whatever they want, whoever they want, wherever they want it. This entitles Mikey to fuck commoners. Sure. That's ok.
But DUDES! We surely we have not moved to an age where just anybody can fuck Mikey. They need to at LEAST have the Royal Credentials of Dakota.
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