Brad Banks Fucks Sebastian Lee

[StudddAndy]

I guess this scene is so bad that no one ELSE is going to post anything about it. Probably because forumites don't LIKE to be negative about the models, and I don't either. Especially, say, if a model has a big dick or a hot body. I mean, lets think about this. Hot bodies and big dicks are HARD to come by, so it probably should be unconstitutional to say something negative if the guy is YOUNG or HUNG. I don't know. I'm not a lawyer, but I do have a hard dick that I check for reference. Its not SUCH a good reference, because the fucker goes hard at the stroke of a dick, which makes him a little unreliable as a scientific or philosophical standard.

But somehow the scene got put on page 99, out of only 102 pages of Broke Straight Boys's total history. This means that out of the total of more than 1500 scenes, only about 30 of them were worse than this one. Damn, Dude! That's hyper-bad. LOL

I mean, its true that the guys didn't have much personality. But they had SOME. Brad said, "Just like that!" and he DID ask "How does that feel". And Sebastian did say "faster" a few times. Which is something.

And the cum scenes were nice, even if no one ate any of the cum. I hate to see hot shit go to waste! Poor people, for instance, some hot little celibate priest in a Tibetan Monastery would LOVE to be eating cum off of Sebastian's hot little tum tum. I bet that Monk would put this scene on page 25! Give him one tiny little bite of cum, and he'd move it up to page 5. But then, people'd probably say, that process of feeding cum to hot boys might be "bribery". So I leave the scene on page 99.

And Dudes. Don't forget. Brad's a big, well proportioned boy. He has a fat dick, good haircut and well trimmed facial hair. If that guy climbed on me, out in the streets of this little town, and started fucking my ass, I'd beg passers-by not to get involved until he had nearly COMPLETELY fucked my old ass to death. I'd tell them, this is not anytime to be assisting old people. I think if Brad fucked me "Just LIKE THAT" he'd have me on a ventilator in about 15 minutes. But, just saying, as soon as I got off that ventillator, the first thing I'd ask for is another fucking.

And, really. All being said. That little baby, Sebastoian, with that hot little body. Forget the Tats and the bad hair for a minute. Oh Jeeze! I want to cuddle that little guy, and hold his bad little haircut in my crotch. Just be sweet. Kiss him on the back of his shoulder. Take a couple of selfies, so I could show my friends. Then after I've busted a few times, i could pack him onto a plane and haul him out to San Francisco and beg Johnny to fix his hair.

Just saying. Maybe not the BEST scene in Broke Straight Boys, but I liked it, and fixing that haircut would be doing good for humanity, and the environment.

 

[StudddAndy]

And. . . I'm just saying. There's some really hot shit going on back there around page 99. Jeeze!

 

[mikeyank]

I didn't watch this update as neither model appeals to me, but from looking at the cover photo, I was wondering if Sebastian goes to the same barber as Kim Jong-un??? lol

 

[AnthonyBK]

I was about to ask...is there something about Mr. Banks I am unaware of? All his scenes seem to be rated quite low as is he. I wonder why because imo, he is gorgeous with an amazing body. Perhaps needs to get better at fucking (and maybe take one for the team) but I don't get the low score.

 

[StudddAndy]

I was about to ask...is there something about Mr. Banks I am unaware of? All his scenes seem to be rated quite low as is he. I wonder why because imo, he is gorgeous with an amazing body. Perhaps needs to get better at fucking (and maybe take one for the team) but I don't get the low score.

I'm totally with YOU AnthonyBK (BK makes me want to see your dick to see if its referring to the fact that its real big, and someone has sucked all the hair off of it - Yeah! Remember Tyler Griffin's big dick head. Balk Knob! LOLOLOL) I think Mr. Banks may need to get better at fucking, and I am volunteering my ass for his practice. I'm willing to work LONG hours, under hot studio lights, and I'll buy my own food and drinks, as well as the food and drinks for the staff, and even possibly for the neighborhood! Hey! Damn! I want this fucking!

Now the scene is on page 100 our of 102. I think if Mr. Banks fucked me a lot, and Sebastian let me lick all over every fucking inch of his hot little body, I would BEG the forumites to get him back to page 99.

 

[StudddAndy]

I didn't watch this update as neither model appeals to me, but from looking at the cover photo, I was wondering if Sebastian goes to the same barber as Kim Jong-un??? lol

No. Mikey. I've looked into this. Its the other way around, and I was hoping people wouldn't discover this. Kim Jong-un comes to the USA to get his hair styled by hot little Sebastian's barber. I wasn't telling anyone this, thinking it would make his ratings even worse, and sure enough, Sebastian's ratings have moved him from page 99 to page 100.

I talked to Kim's people about maybe going to a REAL Hair Stylist rather than the bad Barber, but they said the stylist would have to go to North Korea. Kim won't make this whole trip for a Hair Stylist he doesn't know. ( I was recommending Johnny!) I know its risky but I was just thinking this could do so much for world peace. I mean, a guy with a really bad hair style couldn't be expected to think right.

Now I'm worried about what Poor Little Sebastian is thinking about. Oh Jeeze!

 

[SFPS01]

I was about to ask...is there something about Mr. Banks I am unaware of? All his scenes seem to be rated quite low as is he. I wonder why because imo, he is gorgeous with an amazing body. Perhaps needs to get better at fucking (and maybe take one for the team) but I don't get the low score.

I am thinking along the same lines as you are......Come on, Brad has a hot body, a hot dick, and a reasonable hair cut. So I forgive him that he has a personality of a sack of rocks, shows no emotion, and hardly speaks, and doesn't follow directions well. For someone who has had several years of porn experience (not exactly sure which farm animals that might be with) not sure much of that should appear on his resume'. I have seen much worse action on this site in the past so maybe it belongs on page 75, I don't know. Lets give credit where credit is due.

 

[stowe1]

Well boys and girls - You are about to observe a bit of Broke Straight Boys history made. Ever since I joined the site over 6 yrs. ago, I have watched every scene because I figured that I'm paying my dues, I owe it to myself to watch every scene. That is until this one. Neither model appeals to me either from their looks and/or previously watched scenes. That they are matched together in this one only magnifies my distaste. Management had to have been at the bottom of the barrel of model availability to have paired these two in a scene. Even without watching it, I voted 1 for the scene to register my displeasure and protest. Did not vote for either model. For me, this scene could not have had any redeeming porn value high enough to make me want to watch it..

This should be the one remaining scene in the can referred to by sha during the discussion on Banks' previous scene. I hope he didn't miscount - lol !!! I can only hope the same is true of Lee.

 

[johnny]

I didn't watch this update as neither model appeals to me, but from looking at the cover photo, I was wondering if Sebastian goes to the same barber as Kim Jong-un??? lol

That is very funny mike. Coming from someone who hardly ever says a negative word about a model.
The boy does really need a make over. lol About Brad. I just think he is Not what we all think of as a Broke Straight Boys. Great body. YES..
But just to big for most of us. And the razor burn and NO emotion at all is a turn off. Wish him well. Just Not here.

 

[StudddAndy]

That is very funny mike. Coming from someone who hardly ever says a negative word about a model.
The boy does really need a make over. lol About Brad. I just think he is Not what we all think of as a Broke Straight Boys. Great body. YES..
But just to big for most of us. And the razor burn and NO emotion at all is a turn off. Wish him well. Just Not here.

Jesus Christ! Johnny. This forum is funny! (Those words are not nearly so blasphemous if you pronounce them in Spanish, which I did! - I would have used the Korean language, but I'm afraid my pronunciation might be as bad as Kim's hair style) Jeeze!

I think actually Mikey is BEING very positive about Kim's hair style. He was making those observations in the light of the fact that literally Millions of North Koreans think the haircut is great! They probably want to give the Nobel prize for hair styling to Sebastian's barber. And, I've hears that they want to elect Sebastian to be the Vice-Nobody of the republic. This effort is being driven by their appreciastion of his contribution to hairstyling for people in high places.

Kim is a KNOWN pornography addict, which goes to show that no matter how bad people say a guy is, there is also something good to say about him. In fact, this is the reason people see him as being strange sometimes. Most of his pornography is in the old BetaMax format which lost out to the JVC's VHS format back in the late 70's. Since Kim doesn't speak Japanese or have the internet, he only found this out when he couldn't get anymore BetaMax tapes. He still hasn't discovered digital data, computers, or internet streaming. No wonder his hair looks like he was run over by a bus. That's just the way you look if you don't have ANY favorite episodes or favorite models. But, relax. If he DID have a favorite model, I'm pretty sure Sebastian would be right up there near number one, and perhaps Robb Davis would be second, and if the profile is right, and his head is hanging off the bed when he's getting his hot ass licked or fucked hard, even Preston Scott might be in the running. If not, then we might be down to FLIP! LOL

SFPS01 brought up the question of what farm animals Kim is developing his porn experience on. Well, I've found out. Its goats. Up to now, he has been fixed on the Boer Goats, developed by the Dutch in South Africa in the early 1900's, and they simply are not sexually attractive. I'm suggesting to Kim's people that they try the Alpine Goats which of French Origin - they smell better and clearly have sex appeal! Plus, these goats still have the long ears, making them easy to hold in place as the Boer goats are. And, temperamentally they would be much LESS likely to kick over Little Kim's stool right when he's about to bust his LITTLE nuts. However, I notice that the North Koreans are importing Nigerian Dwarf Goats, which would not necessitate a stool, and would fit his dick size better. I'm told. You can imagine, there's nothing worse than a Goat with a loose ass hole, and who refuses to stand still, or to shake his head "YES" when Kim asks him, "How does THAT big dick feel".

I worry that this controversy over which goat he should fuck, combined with the necessity to update his porn collectin to VHS will stress the guy out. Take a situastion where a guy has such a BAD haircut, and then they take him off porn for a few days while they are making the transition to VHS, and combine that with the goat kicking over his stool, right when he's about to bust his little load, into a goat that's not really very pretty. That situation would make ANYONE want to bomb someplace.


I mean, we are not wired up to absorb the impact of THAT many stresses, simultaneously. No! Not. I'm just telling you that this WHOLE problem in the Far East could be solved by giving Kim a Taste of the cum that was WASTED on Sweet little Sebastian's tum tum, when NOBODY ate it. Oh Jesus, what a waste! I can't get over it.

I just wish some kind person would cut his hair, or give him internet access. I know you can take a bad haircut if you at least have fast streaming on the internet, lots of favorite DIGITAL scenes, and a good membership to Broke Straight Boys I'd buy his membership, because I don't think he has a credit card and I'm SURE he doesn't have a debit card. (Someone told me he LOST his Debit Card when he was on the firing range shooting his Uncle with an Anti-Aircraft gun!)

Well, I hope for the best. That's all I can do.

 

[Reaperdave]

Awful. Just awful.

 

[Repareur]

I actually watched some of it. Neither of these guys blow my skirts either and I was wondering about the condom. Anyway Brad may really be straight because he isn't that interested in fucking a guy. So I guess we should be careful what we wish for. I believe we have been told he isn't coming back but the only thing I'd like to see is his ass plowed by a really big dick. Sebastian is just too much of a queen. Hair tats and shaved body do nothing for me. I think they put these two together on purpose so neither of them ruined someone else's scene.

 

[Tyler36]

I actually watched some of it. Neither of these guys blow my skirts either and I was wondering about the condom. Anyway Brad may really be straight because he isn't that interested in fucking a guy. So I guess we should be careful what we wish for. I believe we have been told he isn't coming back but the only thing I'd like to see is his ass plowed by a really big dick. Sebastian is just too much of a queen. Hair tats and shaved body do nothing for me. I think they put these two together on purpose so neither of them ruined someone else's scene.

I went back and watched Brad's introductory episode(less than 6 minutes) as well. It was like being in an elevator with someone you have been trying to avoid for months, with it stopping at each floor with no one gettig on or off. Sha was laboring to get anything out of him. He said he was quiet and reserved. mmmmm....I don't know about that. His eyes were watering up and it was hard to understand what he was saying. To be honest, I don't think he wanted to be here to begin with. This was probably the best time to release this episode of the two as well. We know Mr. Banks won't be returning and I don't think Sebastian will be either.

 

[AnthonyBK]

Oh dang. I guess it is so long Brad. I will be in the minority here but I will miss those muscles and that dick. I wish him well though in anything he does next in life and if it worth anything to him, I shall continue to jerk to his scenes in the future.

 

[tampa24]

Then after I've busted a few times, i could pack him onto a plane and haul him out to San Francisco and beg Johnny to fix his hair.

Just saying......................and fixing that haircut would be doing good for humanity, and the environment.

You said it Andy. haha