Wow, two dicks. Having two dicks must be pretty kewl. It gives each hand a little enjoyment at the same time. So, have you ever held a contest to see which one cums first best out of 3 times?
Did I ever tell you about my two dicks?
It all happened one night when I found this antique oil lamp while serving in the Middle East. I was trying to clean it off to read the inscription. Poof, a cloud of smoke and there was this handsome Genie. He told me he would grant me three wishes.
I figured this would be pretty easy. So, I said, "I wish I was the richest man in the whole world." Poof, I had riches beyond imagination.
I figured what is the point in having all of this wealth; if I have no one to share it with. I decided, "Genie, I wish to be married to the most beautiful guy/girl in the whole world.
Poof, there he/she was. He/She wanted nothing to do with me either. Hell we were married and I could not even get a hug for less than $5,000.00. (So,
Broke Straight Boys I can relate. I can relate to you too Richardnoggin.) Next came the lawyers, and poof all of my money was gone.
So, sat down and said to myself, "I need to be very careful with this next wish."
I thought very carefully and I figured I am Bisexual and of course Buysexual at this point too.
Maybe I should improve the size of my manhood. Suddenly; I said, "Genie I wish I had a 12 inch Dick." Poof this little man about 12 inches tall appeared. He kicked me in my shin and bit my nose and unleashed the kind of havoc second only to a nuclear Holocaust.
Come to think about it, I haven't seen that guy since everything went to hell in the Middle East. LOL